As our pirate friends make their feeble escape from the island, their wake of beaver bones has attracted none other than Two Hooks McGee, a merguy who may be able to offer them safe passage directly to Poseidon...for a price.

Ignited with explosive initiative, the pirates finally concot a plot to get off the island.  Their escape may be endangered, however, by a surprise crew that comes along for the ride.

Fresh off the assignment of their Herculean task, the pirate pair discovers that they are not alone on this island when another inhabitant - a metaphorically-challenged one - stumbles upon their camp and reveals that the secret to their escape may be just on the other side of the island.

Fresh off the heels of their newly affirmed friendship, our heroes' private celebration is interrupted by an unexpected VIP visitor with an order that may only be fillable by one man.

Coming off the terrifying encounter with a beaver (or was it a veriscape?), the pirate pair begin to form a bond that some might call friendship.

While shelter is no longer a concern, a new threat lurks in the brush near by.  Is Hammertoe right?  Could it be....a Veriscape?

Two pirates, "Captain" P.D. Budd and Sugar Hammertoe, meet on an otherwise deserted island.  They exchange introductions as they begin to assess their situation and explore the island.

Hello, my name is Xavier and I've started a podcast.  While I was walking long the North Shore with my pup, Bailey, I discovered two magic conch shells.  I can't explain it, but they appear to have recorded the voices of pirates from centuries ago.  This is too great of an archaeological find to not share with the world.  The first episode will launch on February 13, 2018.  I hope you enjoy!