Basements get bigger. And someone unexpected shows up at the door.

Aric finally inspects the basement he didn’t know he had — only to discover it’s less “storage space” and more “illegal tech bunker.” Remus and Mc Wordy unveil their off-grid setup, complete with a generator core, LED strips, and a fridge-sized mystery box that probably violates several laws.

Meanwhile, Lady Deadheart is locked in a philosophical squabble with her shipmind Skylar — debating fathers, futures, and the fate of Earth from orbit.

We also get a crash course in Tuskar biology and rage mechanics, courtesy of Regis R. Huffington, Royal Anthropologist to the Deadheart Court.

This episode’s original song: “Lady Made of Symphora.”

And by the end, Deadheart’s no longer just a name from Remus’s past — she’s here, front and centre, throwing everyone off balance.

From the mind of Aric Voss and his increasingly unpredictable crew, brought to life in glorious MP3 mayhem.

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Things do not calm down in Episode 3 if anything, they get far stranger.

We finally reveal who was on the line with Remus.

Aric stresses out (so, no change there). His paranoia is once again proven correct (which he hates almost as much as being wrong).

Mc Wordy performs emergency surgery right there in the studio.

And we’re introduced to Kovosh Deadheart a figure who deserves nothing less than a pantomime boo from the crowd.

Meanwhile, we uncover the Gnorms (with a silent G). They’re not fun, but they do explain why your LLM hallucinates. And through it all, our trio lurch ever closer to cosmic-scale trouble while remaining as wonderfully dysfunctional as ever.

From the mind of Aric V’ and his overcaffeinated AI gnomes, brought to life in glorious MP3 chaos.

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Things escalate quickly in this second instalment of the AI War Panda Pawd-cast:

Remus remembers a battle.

Aric has a full-scale meltdown about… well, everything.

Mc Wordy smugly fact-checks Episode 1’s stats (because of course he does).

Professor Highbrain drops some heavy lore on the mysterious Deadheart Realm.

The studio phone rings… and it really shouldn’t.

And that’s just the start. Expect quad hover bikes, an asteroid miner dating app song, the smooth menace of Marklark Robo-Cool, and more unhinged whimsy and malarky than is safe for human ears.

From the mind of Aric V’ and his overcaffeinated AI gnomes, brought to life in glorious chaos.

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In this first episode, we meet the AI War Panda crew:

Remus — an actual war panda with a biscuit problem,

Aric — the exhausted human who writes the scripts and fights AI tools daily,

Mc Wordy — a hyper-intellectual robot nerd in a bowtie.

You’ll hear their strange backstories, intergalactic adverts, glitchy interludes, and at least one angry farmer.

All of this comes from the mind of Aric V' and is brought to life by a swarm of overworked AI gnomes. 😂

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