Aimee+Shawn

It's BACK TO SCHOOL DAY!

Aimee started crying while reading a poem... Shawn's son, who was petrified this time last year, is ready for first grade...

Plus Shawn has one easy life hack for parents that will save you over $200 per kid each year!

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Shawn has been on a journey throughout the city, selling CVS out of a specific protein bar that is on a decent sale. Smart or silly?

Aimee and her husband have had a breakthrough in marriage counseling. The breakthrough? Counseling is expensive and insurance won't cover it.

Plus Shawn is feeling sad after his youngest gave him a less than warm welcome after returning from being gone for a week.

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Aimee's sister is holding onto something so outrageous that even those of us who consider ourselves to be hoarders are appalled.

Shawn spit on his dental hygienist, but he didn't mean to. Why does our body betray us?!

And why are the Aliens here?

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Aimee's been having a lot of irrational fears lately... so she may, legit, start to do something a little unconventional.

Meanwhile Shawn has high blood pressure but he just had a perfect measurement. He knows why.

And Lizzo... a fat shamer?! REALLY?! 

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Shawn is back after an extended weekend... he took a nice one day trip to Santa Monica over the weekend! Where do you go on a day trip?

A rough day in celebrity deaths. Pee-Wee Herman and Angus Cloud passed away and we are sad about it.

Plus how tough are things at Aimee's? She's washing plastic forks.

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Our co-worker Markey is leaving the building today... and Aimee noticed something she does at every single meeting that caught Shawn off guard.

Plus if you think Aimee's flight delays a couple weeks ago were bad, wait until you hear how delayed Shawn's family are right now...

And where is your happy place? Where do you go to unwind, relax and breathe?

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Aimee got her eyebrows tinted and you would have thought she grew a third ear the way her family reacted.

A congressional hearing all but confirmed that aliens are here, we've got some of their craft, and we are not alone. Wow.

And did you go to your high school reunion? Shawn did... and after some coaxing, Aimee plans on it.

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Shawn stopped into the Costco Business Center and found a product he's never seen before. Meanwhile Aimee stopped by Costco and all she got was guff.

The shopping adventures continued after Shawn experienced drama when he took up an employee's invitation to go to a different line at Albertson's. Would he get the last laugh?

And a 93 year old makes us all feel lazy.

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It's CHRISTMAS IN JULY! But also there's already Halloween stuff for sale. It is all TOO SOON!

Whataburger is coming to town and Texans are celebrating in the valley. But... we hate to say it... it's overrated.

And how can someone hate corn?

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It was an embarrassing weekend for Shawn. His love for the Vegas Golden Knights had the entire audience at Slamball staring at him awkwardly.

Meanwhile Aimee hired a bed bug sniffing dog to see if she needs to burn her house down.

And it is Back To School time!? ALREADY?! The shopping has begun and we think it is time for uniforms.

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