Aimee+Shawn

A trip to the local taco shop yesterday had Shawn face to face with the most Male Karen (Maren?!) he has ever seen. Meanwhile, Aimee almost killed her family with her cooking. And 'Toy Story 5' is coming... is that a good thing?! We hope!

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Shawn recalls a time where he half-assed a 5K... until the last stretch where he found inspiration and embarrassed his wife. Aimee's son loves her but is keeping his distance online. Plus... two of the worst alleged bank robbers we've ever heard of.

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It was a showdown at the stop sign corral when Shawn decided to dig his heels in at an intersection yesterday. Meanwhile, Aimee's dog knows her schedule better than Aimee does. And why AMC Theatres is ruining everything.

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Today's the day! Beyoncé tickets are on sale, Aimee is on the waitlist and can't win tickets this week (unlike you)... so she's going to extreme measures to get good Beyoncé luck. She's getting a tattoo in her honor. Plus Shawn decided to pick a fight with a corporation on social media and it ended hilariously. And the things we do for our kids...

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Aimee's infatuation with Beyoncé has hit a fever pitch. She now wants to get a Beyoncé-themed tattoo... and we find just the guy to do it. Plus, Shawn's dad is on the road from Boston to Las Vegas and breaking all the rules... and it has Shawn nervous. Plus a free youth football event happening all this weekend!

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Shawn got the HOOK UP yesterday! He had nosebleed seats to see Luke Bryan, but an amazing usher upgraded him! Meanwhile Aimee stayed home and stared at her snapping fingers for a while... and what she discovered is earth shattering. Plus... we talk about Netflix's draconian new password sharing policy... and was Aimee fired?!

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We are going to be honest... we lost Aimee from the moment she walked in because BEYONCE IS COMING TO VEGAS AND SHE LITERALLY CAN'T. Will Ticketmaster blow it again? How will she get tickets? Will WE have tickets to give away? Where do we put our hands??!

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An update to Shawn's bumper story from yesterday... and it's a GOOD ONE! Plus Aimee learned how to correctly say the name of something we've all been saying wrong for years... and how AI is dropping phat beats.

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Aimee drove from Centennial Hills to Henderson over the weekend and you'd think she took the Oregon Trail. Meanwhile, Shawn paid to get his car tinted over the weekend... and he got a messed up bumper for free! WHO SHOULD PAY?!

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Aimee has been accused of being "so white" for what she does with her son's pancakes. Shawn is speaking to his son's kindergarten class today and he's nervous. Plus Jay Leno is having a HELL of a couple months.

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