Aimee+Shawn

Aimee can tell what day of the week it is by how much grapefruit juice is left in the bottle.

We are mourning the loss of the Vegas Golden Knights this season. They got eliminated yesterday and Shawn's belief that the PKWY Tavern's billboard stunt jinxed the team seems to have come true.

Plus, shocker, Chris Brown is in trouble again. (Hence the show's title)

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Shawn was supposed to have Jury Duty today, but he ended up being told to stay home last night... so here he is.

We had a field day teeing off on Amy Tarkanian blowing an insane .278 in a traffic stop in Florida. Aimee thinks she could drink Shawn under the table.

The Diddy trial continues and it's getting uglier by the moment.

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Shawn had an interesting start to the morning watching a wounded pigeon get violated and a woman fall on her face next door at Dotty's.

Aimee was talking to teachers at her son's school who are OVER this year. Turns out they aren't alone.

Did PKWY Tavern JINX the Vegas Golden Knights with trolling billboards they put up in Edmonton?

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It was a ROUGH start to the morning for Aimee who drove over a bucket on the 215 on the way to the station.

Shawn's nose is still screaming mad at him after letting Sammi pick blackheads from it all weekend.

Plus we give away a SLEW of tickets away to Katy Perry, The Eagles and Marcello Hernandez and if your name was Ashley, you were statistically likely to win today!

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It was a huge day in the new yesterday with the choice of a new Pope! We talk about it and later play a newly minted Weekly Wrap that talks about the biggest news of the week.

Aimee did her best but it wasn't good enough for Kangaroo Tim.

Plus how did Deobra Redden get up to 60 years in prison but Griffith Griffith only got 2?!

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Aimee and her family were attacked by some mean geese. Not the Canadian ones. The American ones. Because of course.

Plus a new Pope has been chosen and Shawn turned around a new song just for him.

And a whole bunch of fun games!

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Real ID hell officially begins today and people are scrambling.

Shawn is in need of a doggy door install but can't find good help, and he'd do it himself if he wasn't an idiot.

How to not get a DUI being drunk in a stationary car.

Plus a BUNCH of great games including an exceeding long and frustrating Barnyard Trivia!

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Yesterday we learned about Shawn's sons leaving nice water bottles in Red Rock Canyon. Well guess what... somehow, someway... a miracle occurred.

We learned about the teacher being accused of getting in a rock throwing fight with a student.

Plus we played a bunch of games and Mike had a slip of the tongue.

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Shawn's sons left their water bottles at Red Rock and he is offering a big money reward to anyone that will drive there and bring them back.

Beyonce got a Cease and Desist from the Sphere and Aimee is blown away.

Plus we choose a winner for the Disneyland grand prize!

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It has been a week of posting for our Post It For Posty contestants! Who will score seats in the 100s for the concert?!

Shawn and his fiance Sammi are banging out a prenup. What do you think? Prenup? Pre-nope?

Plus this week's Weekly Wrap is virtually guaranteed to be stuck in your head the rest of the day.

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