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  • S6E83 Tin Foil Hats, Chicken Split Cuomo, and Knifey McNoseface!
    On this episode of AirWreckRadio, Stacey confesses to enjoying his recent trip to the Seneca Park Zoo in Rochester, where he saw, for the first time in his life a real life rhino. It was pretty sweet.
    In the news this week, New York Governor Andrew Cuomo (D) is commissioning a 20 person task force to determine the likely effects of legalizing recreational marijuana in the state. Though he has been long in favor of making good people into criminals for the Prison Industrial Complex to chew up, his primary challenger, Cynthia Nixon is pulling his Corporate Democratic centrism to the left. You know; where Democrats should be.
    Also, Governor Cuomo seems to lack respect for the primary process, or maybe just for the women who try to primary him, as he refused to hold public debate with Zypher Teachout when she ran against him in 2014, and he is now cowering behind his incumbency to avoid debates with his newest Democratic challanger, Cynthia Nixon. Talk about privilege, am I right?
    Speaking of the Right: National Embarrassment Alex Jones is losing his mind! Oh, wait… too late for that, now he’s just losing his voice, or rather platforms where he can spread his insidious brand of Fake News and male enhancement products.
    Lastly, some Republicans say they’d rather be Russian that Democrats, and here at AirWreckRadio wish they would. We’re sure they would just love the way Russia handles citizen’s rights to, I dunno, say, bear arms, or even the right to wear T-Shirts that say such idiotic anti-government rhetoric as that.
    AirWreckRadio: We wish they would!
    44 min
  • S6E82 Napkin Economics
    On this episode of AirWreckRadio Stacey does some math! With Soy prices expected to drop by nearly $2 per bushel thanks to Trumps completely unnecessary trade war combined with an expected bumper-crop this year, American soy farmers can look forward to losing nearly $9 billion this year, which is 3/4 of the Trump administration’s $12 billion bail-out. So yeah, make America great again is going swell…
    Also, the Koch Brothers (Who were definitely raised by a Nazi-nanny) have decided that spending $400 million per election cycle on just anybody who’s not a Democrat might be a mistake as crazy, nationalistic, white-supremacists don’t seem to know how free-trade works, or really anything about economics at all.
    AirWreckRadio: We do it for the nookie!
    41 min
  • S6E81 The War on Christmas-in-July: A Very Sessions Episode!
    On this episode of AirWreckRadio the boys start things off with some good news! It seems somebody unmoored U.S. Secretary of Education Nancy DeVos’s $40 million yacht from its dock in Ohio, causing roughly $5,000 in damages. Considering how unmoored from the education system she is in charge of, and the incalculable damage she is doing to the current generation of students in America, we think this is at least funny, if not just.
    In the news this week, U.S. Attorney General, Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III has announced plans to commission a “Religous Liberty Task Force.” That’s right after suffering a nearly 40 year war on Christmas, one white man has finally said enough is enough. Because, you know, it’s so hard to be a Christian in America these days. I mean geez, Christian bakers almost had to bake cakes for gay people. The horror.
    Also in the news, thousands of 3D gun plans have been downloaded across the U.S. as people who can’t pass background checks panic in the lead up to a Federal Judge’s ruling to halt the spread of the technology.
    Closing things up, LEGO unveiled a super-awesome LEGO Voltron at San Fransisco Comic Con, and Stacey can’t wait to get building!
    AirWreckRadio: It gets worse with the wiggle!
    40 min
  • S6E82 No Tact, No Feck, Just Broken News!
    This week on AirWreckRadio the boys start things off with a blah! Stacey stayed up all night painting his hallway the night before, so he’s suffering from the sleepies.
    In the News this week President Trump accidentally saw 1st Lady Melania watching CNN aboard Air Force One and threw a fit. Now American Taxpayers get to pay for two new televisions so that these two millionaires can watch separately. Neat. Also, CVS fired an employee after he refused to serve a trans woman. It’s to bad CVS can’t fire Kim Davis as well.
    Also this week, Facebook shares plummeted and Iran fires back after The President’s all-cap tweeter-tantrum last week!
    AirWreckRadio: We Break News!
    39 min
  • S6E79 What the Trump!?
    On this episode of AirWreckRadio the boys start things off by talking about what kind of mischief they each got up to over the weekend! Cory marched in Rochester’s annual Pride Parade, and Stacey fell off a swing, bruising his arm, and his ego!
    In the news this week: If you were the President of the United States of America, how would you use a parasitic social media platform to sow global chaos? If your popular-vote loser Donald Trump, you’d make random late-night threats to foreign leaders using the time-honored method of all-caps tweets. Yup. That’s the guy in the White House right now.
    Also, with his own personal (and absolutely bananas) Trade War going super-poorly, The White House has announced plans to provide $12 billion in aid to farmers who are being hit hard on both ends of this madness. Trump’s Tariffs on steel and aluminum are raising the cost of farming, while Chinese retaliation is reducing global demand for American produce. Also, and we didn’t mention this on the show, farmers are constantly threatened by the effects of Climate Change, which the President thinks is a hoax. He’s the only world leader who believes that, but he’s a very stable genius, so he probably knows more that all of the scientists and other world leaders.
    Lastly, a team of researchers at The Swansea University Sleep Lab preformed a study on a group of 20 students which prompted internet science rag ScienceAlert.com to create the absurd headline “Scientist Are Finally Figuring Out Why We Dream, And It’s Probably Exactly What You’d Think.”
    AirWreckRadio: You Heard It Here, Too!
    26 min
  • S6E78 Work, Swet, and Have Hangovers!
    On this episode of AirWreckRadio the boys start things off by celebrating their studio change from Stacey’s hot, hot garage to Stacey’s cool, cool basement!
    In the news this week, President Trump’s date with Vladimir V. Putin (of Russia) is still the biggest story since the last stupid thing he did. Also, Stormy Daniels was arrested while working at a strip club in Ohio for not telling police officers that they couldn’t touch her. The charges were dropped, but still: is this really what police officers should be doing? We think not.
    Lastly, Star Trek has finally gone where no sci-fi has gone before: Branded liquor! That’s right, a new vodka called Ten Forward is going to be available soon, and we can’t wait!
    AirWreckRadio: How often do you think Chief O’Brian beams his hangover away?
    46 min
  • S6E77 The Dullest Shark!
    On this episode of AirWreckRadio, the boys were almost late! Oh no! Stacey’s family spent Sunday at “The Greatest Show on Turf,” the Geneseo Airshow, where the found shade under the wings of Memphis Belle, a WWII era B-17 bomber made famous buy the movie of the same name! When he shared a picture of it on twitter, an internet being tut-tutted him about the swastikas on the plane. Those swastikas are on the plane to count Nazi planes downed by each gunner, and so are the only good swastikas.
    In the News this week: Former New York Senate Republican leader, Dean Skelos, was found guilty (again) for political corruption charges. Having met with Mr. Skelos’ Legislative Director a month before Mr. Skelos was initially charged, Stacey remembers fondly not being surprised to learn that Dean Skelos is a corrupt politician.
    Also in the News, former President Obama issued a statement that “the rich owe the world a huge debt.” That was the headline, anyway. Here at AirWreckRadio, we wish he had been more vocal about that opinion back when his opinion really meant something.
    Lastly, The manchrumpian President toured England, where he was greeted by a self-portrait commissioned by the people of England in his honor. Also, he had a private meeting with Vladimir Putin, where, I’m sure, they didn’t discuss anything We the People of need to be concerned about…
    AirWreckRadio: Nothing to See Here!
    42 min
  • Aaannnd We’re Back!
    On this WAY over-do episode of AirWreckRadio, the boys are back and Stacey has vacation stories to share! This time, the family went out to Keuka Lake for a couple of days where they were met by neighbors with a very loud generator, fresh raspberries, and some very insistent wild life! In the news: A very confusing story about a Baptist preacher stealing campaign signs around Ithaca!
    AirWreckRadio: When the going gets tough, we go on vacation!
    44 min
  • S6E75 SpareChange.TV!
    On this episode of AirWreckRadio, the boys start of somberly, sharing there thoughts and feelings over the tragic shooting of 29 year old New York State Trooper, Nicholas Clark, who was responding to a 3:30 a.m. domestic disturbance call when he was shot and killed by a suicidal school principal.
    At 13 minutes in, the tone makes a hard turn into a very enjoyable interview with Josh, who founded SpareChange.tv!
    SpareChange.tv is an organization out of Pittsburgh, PA that films local bands as they busk to raise money for local charities. Josh reached out to us because he is going to be in Rochester this Thursday and Friday filming with Rochester local band, Giant Panda Gorilla Dub Squad after they preform live at this weeks “Party in the Park!” While in Rochester SpareChange.tv is going to be raising money for Wall\Therapy, an organization whose murals have transformed walls, buildings, and neighborhoods throughout the City of Rochester!
    AirWreckRadio: When news hits, we break it!
    48 min
  • S6E74 Ci-F*CKING-vility!?
    On this episode of AirWreckRadio the word of the day is “civility”! Civility is big-time buzzword in the media today as people across the country say enough is enough with the Trump administration’s immoral policies, behavior, heavy-handedness, and day-to-day lies. From Sarah “Slytherin” Sanders being asked politely to leave a restaurant because the wait-staff was uncomfortable serving someone who is openly against equality regardless of sexuality, to protesters showing up to a Mexican restaurant and chanting “SHAME” at Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen while she was eating her lunch, and protesters in Portland blocking access to the ICE facility there, humanity-minded people are saying “The buck stops here!”
    But does it? In response to all this outrage the press, particularly Fox & Ilk are asking “whatever happened to civility?” A silly question for the Right to ask, considering they’re the ones here in New York who have the cute “F*ck Cuomo” stickers where the “F” and the “K” have been replaced by assault rifles. They’re also the ones who walk around wearing adorable T-shirts with slogans like “TRUMP: F*ck your feelings.” So yeah… whatever happened to civility?
    Now faced with a severely lop-sided Supreme Court and an administration that is perfectly comfortable committing atrocities in the name of “National Security” without ever considering what the 265 million Americans who didn’t vote for Trump expect from this once-great nation’s leadership, it should be no surprise that the oppressed are becoming less and less interested in making it easy for the perpetrators of this calamity to enjoy a nice meal out.
    AirWreckRadio: We do care. What the f*ck is wrong with you?
    58 min

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