Cops are on the lookout for… a couple crazy criminals….

Story #1 – Police are trying to find a guy who was filmed doing push-ups on top of a moving car.

Story #2 – Police are looking for an arsonist on the loose who uses a flame thrower.

Story #3 – Woman Tries to Kiss Strangers at Bar, Then Calls 911 5 Times to Complain About Lack of Social Distancing

What is said before the AJ & McCall After Show? Producer Butterz has a pretty easy time with Would You Rather Wednesday only to realize he doesn’t really have an ex. Serial killer for him too. Would anyone get in trouble to jack the jet skis from the back shed? Who would be crazy enough to go to Bear Lake for the first time on Memorial Day weekend? Could AJ do Asia in a three day weekend? Never search for quotes online because that brings on the tidal wave of spam phone calls. Would McCall lie about a germ emoji? Why are people acting like they’re still working from home leaving their messes out for everyone else?

Yesterday reassurance was needed because McCall isn’t a bad dog mom, but it’s quite clear the doggos are upset today. There’s a reason exes are your exes, doesn’t AJ know it, and Americans have a huge fascination with serial killers but what if you need a favor? Would you rather ask an ex or some that’s probably a serial killer for a favor? People are struggling right now but a Go Fund Me for a laptop? There’s shame on a family dojo for the Debate At 8. Eating an onion like an apple…what?! Back together at work and apparently some people think they can leave their messes out like they’re at home still.

Shame has been brought on the family dojo. A listener’s brother is out of work and wants to get a side hustle going in photography to get by. The problem is he needs a new laptop and started a Go Fund Me to get the money for it. What can you actually start a Go Fund Me for? AJ & McCall are embarrassed and stand up for millennials everywhere in the Debate At 8.

Sheep ransoms, naked cleaning, and fake butt shots???? WTF

Story #1 – A woman held another person’s sheep for ransom until they paid her what she thought they owed her.

Story #2 – A 56-year-old woman was arrested for cleaning her garage topless . . . then banging on a recycling bin to get her neighbor’s attention to make sure they saw her.  Their kids ALSO saw her.

Story #3 – A man said he was shot in the butt . . . but the hospital staff couldn’t find any bullet or sign of a bullet.

Producer Butterz had his problem with a cat yesterday but today it’s McCall that has animal problems. Apparently there’s no way she could ever be mad at an animal whether food is stolen or she’s trampled. Despite AJ brushing over Producer Butterz cat accident, Butterz wants to explain. His oopsie aside apparently animals on the road better watch out for McCall. Who poops without actually sitting on the toilet?! Apparently Producer Butterz knows people who do and AJ can’t believe he’s not more outraged.

McCall is having all sorts of animal encounters and even needs some reassurance. Things are weird with how people are trying to make sure social distancing happens in restaurants, though McCall says it’s necessary, and a very unbelievable way to use the toilet apparently. A week and a half from his birthday and AJ has no idea what’s happening with his body and is just accepting he’s old, but it’s a soft spot for McCall and she’s not having it for the Debate At 8. Has AJ found the new summer decoration trend? Will common horse law kick in and give McCall a new pet?

Just a week and a half out from his 31st birthday AJ is finally leaning in that he’s feeling old. Things like acid reflux, heart don’t seem to exist when you’re young but AJ has had trouble understanding his body and why he’s feeling awful. Unfortunately, he hits a sore spot McCall knows all to well and she’s having none of AJ’s terrible food choices for the Debate At 8.

ONE of the stories made McCall CRY. Yes, because of a dog.

Story #1 – A woman  wound up setting her mobile home on fire after an argument over a missing towel.

Story #2 – Cops Raid a Guy’s Home for Drugs . . . and Find He Escaped Naked to the Roof

Story #3 – A guy broke into a hospital cancer ward, drank two bottles of hand sanitizer, peed on the floor, threw up, pulled down a curtain to use as a blanket, and fell asleep.

AJ & McCall better be careful because it seems like they’ve been pulled in to some of witch battle, war of some kind? Anonymous texted the show about friends doing a ritual to summon the dead Greek God Pan but now there’s more to the story. McCall and Producer Butterz are rolling on the floor after the low speed chase in Ogden over the weekend. AJ may have his proof that McCall is a kitchen appliance witch, but does Producer Butterz believe it? Though can openers apparently stumped her once upon a time.