AJ & McCall Show

EARTHQUAKEEEE. It’s not gonna stop us from giving away prizes though!

Story #1 – A Guy Exposed His Junk Outside While Balancing a Pie on His Head

Story #2 – A Woman Realizes the Bar of Soap She’s Been Using for Days Is a Block of Cheese

Story #3 – Man Arrested for Throwing Rocks at Cars While Naked

What has been different with the social distancing? Who in the heck would freeze milk? What the heck advice does AJ giving to his high school senior sister and medical worker brother? Does anyone believe Producer Butterz didn’t care about Prom? How could Jared Leto not know ANYTHING about the Coronavirus? What does everyone actually need to clean? Newspapers are going super cleanly according to AJ’s dad. Our chicken expert McCall lays it all out as Producer Butterz strongly considers it.

There is a silver lining with all the staying at home because everyone is resorted to posting their pets’ pictures, a win for McCall. It looks like everyone is getting the cleanliness point of the potential quarantine at work. AJ & McCall clear their guilt, sort of, because now seems like a good time to generate good karma. There are some awesome celebrities and athletes that are stepping up and deserving shout outs. Could we be in danger of the first kiddo sear word with schools closed for the Debate At 8? ‘You spent how much?!’ is McCall’s new game. What advice do you give to high school seniors with everything cancelled? How is it possible to not know what has been going on with the Coronavirus?

There’s going to be a lot more family time over the next couple of weeks with the soft closure of schools and that means a risk of that first swear word coming. McCall pushed the average to the high end, but AJ thinks it’s closer to the youngest text that came in. Who tasted soap as a punishment for the Debate At 8?

AJ is back to help YOU win, and GOOD LUCK WITH THAT

Story #1 – Man Tries to Eat Dead Man’s Debit Card in Front of Cops, Admits to Having Cocaine in Pocket

Story #2 -A guy drove a cement mixer while impaired, and smashed into a cop car.  The cop wound up with a broken leg.

Story #3 – A Guy Who Stole an Ancient Artifact Has Returned It Because of Coronavirus Fears

Who would have thought hand washing was the subject that created such slappers? Gotta bring up the fact again that AJ can’t say rural. AJ & McCall didn’t plan well so they both have to hit the grocery store this weekend, and that’s not going to go well right? Producer Butterz has no sympathy for anyone that missed out on the toilet paper. Butterz will also be testing some replacements for TP this weekend. What do you need to survive a quarantine? AJ & McCall think they will get told to work from home, does Producer Butterz?

The AJ & McCall Show is just about the only thing not cancelled, but perhaps it’ll be a complaint that takes it down. Both AJ & McCall have to go grocery shopping today but are very concerned about how much of a struggle it’ll be. The only bracket in 2020 is the March of Illness and a neighbor may in fact win. The key to a successful Facebook Marketplace sale is the ability to haggle. What do you need and how long could you last for a quarantine for the Debate At 8? How does AJ entertain a visiting friend with everything being cancelled? Why would England punish a kid that’s clearly an entrepreneur? Which parking spot is the most annoying in this week’s Park Narcs?

Doesn’t it feel more like when than if for a potential Coronavirus quarantine? AJ thinks it’s coming but is he as prepared as McCall? McCall picks three D’s for the things she ABSOLUTELY needs to survive, but would she or Dustin isolate their selves from the other to not get sick? How long does AJ think he could quarantine himself inside before going stir crazy for the Debate At 8?

THE ULTIMATE PRIZE PACKAGE HandSanitizer, TP AND T-Shirts

Story #1 – A Woman Leaves Her Job at a Strip Club and Flashes a Cop Who Pulled Her Over for Driving Drunk

Story #2 – A Guy Is Arrested for Using a McDonald’s McDouble as a Weapon

Story #3 -A guy broke into some rail cars and stole thousands of dollars worth of tires and BOURBON.

Apparently AJ & McCall and Producer Butterz are ‘shut down cruise lines’ powerful. After Producer Butterz got a flyer for Princess Cruises yesterday they have cancelled all today. McCall is part of the fearsome four that left Utah and DEFINITELY brought Coronavirus back. AJ’s friends are all debating who will catch it first with their different jobs and interacting all the time with people…guesses? Are people ACTUALLY hoarding or is there a reason why stuff is off the shelf? Have you seen Love Is Blind? McCall and Producer Butterz try to explain why Jessica is so hated and why everyone loves it. The new dating app is the place men need to go because of low standards.