AJ & McCall Show

Everyone be happy but that doesn’t mean we can’t poke fun at something ridiculous. A couple in Tennessee got married in a Bass Pro Shop and AJ, and definitely McCall, can’t believe it. Dip, deer urine, next to fish smell and all those people wandering around the store is something you want for the magical day? Where would be a worse place to get married for the Debate At 8? AJ & McCall bring balance though with the most adorable proposal ever!

With all the talks of Monopoly and McDonald’s Monopoly being fake, I tHiiiiiiiink we figured out why Florida Avenue doesn’t exist.

Story #1 – A guy called the cops and asked to go to jail to be with his girlfriend who was locked up.  The cops went to his place and found he was drunk and had drug paraphernalia on him, so he got his wish.

Story #2 – A Woman Tells the Cops She Has a Medical Marijuana Card . . . But It Didn’t Cover Her Crack Cocaine

Story #3 – A man drunkenly called the cops to report someone had stolen the cheeseburger off his nightstand at a motel during the night.  The other person in the room swore they didn’t do it.

Was Producer Butterz in the AJ & McCall videos this morning? There’s actually another small star, Craig, who has even been hit on for his appearances on the VFX social media. There’s also Albus, the coworker that’s renowned for his anger, who everyone wants to see blow up…just not on them. Code Purple is the VFX escape plan but it’s now ‘twweeeeennnnntttttyyy!’ Producer Butterz says AJ’s friend who bailed on the check for revenge is awesome! McCall ups the revenge ante that will make all guys cringe. Can Producer Butterz give jaded love advice? Are you using the power phrase at work? Let this serve as incriminating evidence that it’s McCall’s plan to prank the bossy boss.

AJ & McCall don’t want to jinx it but the Farmer’s Almanac called for several blizzards but it has been pretty light. The #1 cause of aches and pains should really just be called the confirmation of being old. The VFX staff has a secret code, though someone forgot about it so we’re taking you all inside. Every kid learned how to clap out the syllables in each word but AJ is terrible at it, so McCall is embarrassing him out in the open. Could skipping out on the check be the actual right revenge for the Debate At 8? Ridiculous injuries really cost athletes, but how would your most ridiculous injuries hit your wallet? Apps are ruining family dinner time and a condiment mortal enemy has created another abomination.

AJ’s friend has been on a few dates with a girl, and paid every time, but found out through the grapevine the girl only went on dates for the free food. To get revenge he invited her to dinner again and then bailed when the check showed up, hero or bad guy? Could skipping out on the check ACTUALLY be an appropriate revenge for the Debate At 8? No one can top the ex revenge stories McCall has, including being caught red…’handed.’

Is today going to be the FIRST stumper of the year?!?!?!

Story #1 – A Lady Is So Upset Over Long DMV Lines That She Beats Up the Staff

Story #2 – A Guy Steals His Elderly Mom’s Electronics and Holds Them for Ransom

Story #3 – The Best Buy Geek Squad has caught another predator with child pornography on a computer that they brought in for repairs

AJ’s brain was DEFINITELY melted yesterday and it has been scientifically proven he’s the least favorite child. McCall and Producer Butterz think the choice he was left out of the will says something about him. How do you pick a career out of spite? Who has life insurance, can you even talk about it? What is McCall gonna do in Vegas to make up for her 21st birthday?

What day is it because AJ’s brain is completely melted. How does McCall’s energy throughout the day lineup with the average person? AJ & McCall swear they’re mature but how do you not talk about poop found in the fridge after the bucket of poo Florida Or Not story? Would You Rather Wednesday is terrifying; lose all your teeth or lose all your hair? There was a family meeting for AJ this weekend which was AJ getting left out of the will? Is it weird to talk about wills and life insurance for the Debate At 8? Everyone gets a little cynical as they get older, but AJ’s girlfriend is unsure if she got scammed while doing a good deed. McCall wants the fame but would she eat something weird to get famous?

This weekend AJ’s siblings had to have a family meeting with a parent over the preparedness for death…only to find out all the accounts are split up with AJ receiving nothing. How should he take this for the Debate At 8? McCall thinks AJ should logically consider what that says about him and doesn’t think it’s a huge deal to talk about wills.

Terrible relationship situations, poop flinging, we got it all today….

Story #1 – A Guy Headbutts His Girlfriend for Complaining About His Nasty Gas

Story #2 – A Drunk Driving Politician First Tried to Blame It on His Wife Because “You Know How Women Drive”

Story #3 – Woman Flings Feces at Landlord & Tries to Fake Out Police