AJ & McCall Show

Apparently there's a new teeth policy McCall has implemented for AJ. AJ can not hide his rage over none of the VFX staff seeing one particular movie. AJ's family is notorious for 'text baiting' him and he can't stand it. McCall is crazy for wanting to add her neighbor on social media as opposed to just saying hi right? Does AJ need to make a trip home to strike intimidation for the Debate At 8? Why would you want a vehicle with rust on it already?!

McCall has new neighbors for the first time ever and wants to be friends but isn't sure how to go out about. AJ thinks her initial idea is AWFUL for the Debate At 8. Speaking of being friends, AJ's oldest sister seems to be in quite a serious relationship but AJ hasn't met the boyfriend. Should he make a special trip just to meet him?

Story #1 - Burglar with samurai sword stole a vehicle but left his phone

Story #2 - Four guys were busted for running cars off the road during a funeral procession

Story #3 - Police caught a guy using a stolen ID to buy a car because he let the dealership take a picture

Who gave AJ such a crappy birthday present? It's not a challenge, but everyone has ruined their day in less than 15 minutes. Drive thrus are not that complicated but AJ & McCall witnessed a miracle of wrong. Why does McCall want to know if everyone has been knocked out? Americans are WAY overconfident in the animals they can take in a fight. How about instead the hypothetical of fighting food mascots. Apparently, that's a repressed fear for McCall for the Debate At 8. What's the policy on borrowing swimsuits? 

What is wrong with Americans? More than 0 Americans think they can take a grizzly bear, lion, elephant and other animals with their bare hands. McCall doesn't even think AJ can take a basic woodland creature with his bare hands. The AJ & McCall Show don't want people picking fights with animals, so instead a hypothetical ranking of food mascots. It's a repressed fear for McCall though once we get to cereal.

Story #1 - Lady steals a car and fills it with containers of gas, gets in a high speed chase and crashes

Story #2 - Cops are called on lady trespassing in hotel pool which she says is "Because my body looks better."

Story #3 - Video owner hired people to steal stuff and sold it on eBay

When does summer actually start? AJ takes offense to asking people the question 'Are you weird or normal?' As McCall shouted and vented, swim suits are ridiculous! How much do you love and trust your pet, as McCall's is put to the test. Also, you aren't ready for the most basic white girl sleeve ever for the Debate At 8. You better not text McCall a thumbs up. 

McCall loves her pets, everyone knows that, but just how much? Two thirds of people say they would trust their pets opinion and call off a relationship if their pet didn't like their significant other, and AJ & McCall both have stories where the dogs predicted right. You also aren't ready for the most basic white girl sleeve ever!

Story #1 - Guy stole 14 cases of beer and then tried to return it, blaming his wife for buying the wrong kind

Story #2 - Police solve unreported break ins after burglar got hit by a semi

Story #3 - DD crashes in to three cars and got a DUI

Just how long could you make it on a road trip with family or friends? 90's kids know what the 'Wish I was never born!' episode looks like, but I bet you didn't know it could be done as revenge. AJ understands being afraid of surgery, but McCall being afraid of gaining an accent makes no sense. Stupid people take advantage of how useful Google can be while AJ has a serious question for the Debate At 8. Is 'The McCall' soda actually good?