AJ & McCall Show

No one would say Kid Rock is among music's greats, but McCall missed out and caught flak for it. AJ may regret it, but what else did McCall not know as a kid? Very important question for road trips, who controls the music? Even more important, if you were putting together a playlist what's the one song you have to have for the Debate At 8?

Story #1 - Guy arrested after using hairspray and a lighter to make a flamethrower for an attempted robbery

Story #2 - Guy calls the cops because he thinks someone broke in to his house, doesn't hide his drugs

Story #3 - Cops find a Cheetoh bag at the scene of the crime and finds a nearby lady with Cheetoh dust in her teeth, she gets arrested 

Producer Butterz has considered downsizing, so AJ & McCall try and convince him to sell his house and make a down payment on the Nunnery. Butterz isn't buying all the good and scary things that can happen at the Nunnery. AJ is now on board with telling people to stay out of this part of the west so they don't have to share it. McCall takes everyone down the rabbit hole with median housing prices as everyone decides to move.

The Nunnery is for sale and everyone's on board for a haunted Air B&B! Can you imagine the amount of ammo McCall could store up if she had a squirt gun for her tears? AJ is now a curmudgeon and doesn't want anyone moving to what he has deemed the' lovely west." McCall is really practicing patience for a company not getting back to her. How many transfers, failed reach outs before you lose your temper for the Debate At 8? Watch out for auto-pilot brain, it'll get you in to trouble.

McCall has been trying to deal with a service that refuses to get back to her after saying they will. Voicemails, phone calls, emails and tattling, none of it works. How short is your fuse when it comes to being transferred and not responded to for the Debate At 8? AJ hates voice operated menus and for McCall...lines.

Story #1 - Lady stole her neighbors goat and painted it

Story #2 - Two ladies disguised themselves as old ladies but were busted for the second dose

Story #3 - Three drunk drivers crashed in to each other and all got arrested

As the AJ & McCall Show mommy, what could AJ & McCall say to Producer Butterz so he know they're kidnapped? As Butterz only friends, how would it work in reverse? What are pearl potatoes? Excuse McCall and Butterz salivating because AJ has no idea what's going on. Also, triscuits suck!

It has been established that it's a friend crime to wander in to the same area as a friend and then say nothing. AJ didn't do that, but he wasn't far off. Apparently, McCall has been waiting for the intervention. AJ has a real problem with out of sight, out of mind and needs to make it up to a few friends for the Debate At 8. 

Story #1 - Guy reports car stolen, but police find 'how to set your car on fire and look like an accident' in his search history

Story #2 - Guy tries to rob a bank via the drive thru tube

Story #3 - A brawl breaks out over the aisle arrows in a Goodwill

It's the end of a brain melting week! McCall says the new moon refreshes everything while giving AJ and Producer Butterz some readings, as if they haven't been hurt enough this week. Butterz wants AJ's plane number so he can track him...that isn't weird. March is McCall's birthday month and she's already demanding things. The thing she wants most is a nose job...maybe.