ALBERTA PODCAST

It's hard out here for a content creator. Chris Valentine sings his way through a cavalcade of greatest hits of Alberta's finest songstresses. Some news is read along the way, and an emotional breakdown over the poor quality of the show is had.

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I regret not saying "Nathan FILLion all of my holes!" in this episode. A fun interactive listening game is to find the moment when that joke would have worked and then yell it out to yourself. Podcasting comes alive.This episode is brought to you by ABC's new dramatic series NOT FIREFLYfacebook.com/albertapodcasttwitter.com/podcastalbertainstagram.com/[email protected]

I spoil the movie Billy Jack in this one. Watch Billy Jack. That's the guy on this week's cover image. 

 

TIME HAS COME TODAY!

Sorry Folks, Chris is back. What does k.d. Lang have in common with a bunch of rich guys? Who's the top elephant around here? Where can you see Nala Cat? What even is a mall? Who the fuck is Jason Aldean? Which one of these dang pedals is the brake?!?!!! The answers to these questions, and much more on this Alberta Podcast.  facebook.com/albertapodcasttwitter.com/podcastalbertainstagram.com/[email protected]

Join us for our exclusive interview with Kelly Pocha, The Racist Denny's Woman. 

Also in this episode: Brock, Steve, Hayden, and Danny all crowd into the studio to scream like goats and talk about Brock's mom. Let's go to the REAL Wendy's (the one in Vauxhall) so that we can get our blood sugar up before we use a shovel in a new and exciting way. We find out that only one man in Canada is strong enough to stand up to MS-13(SPOILER: it's NOT the Prime Minister). We get really freaky on Heroin Island and we tell a joke or two.   

Still no Chris. He's sleeping. 

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Chris isn't in this one either. It's just Hayden and Keifer sharing the old family secrets. Two brothers talking about piss. Sorry Mom and Dad. facebook.com/albertapodcasttwitter.com/podcastalbertainstagram.com/[email protected]://timeboyband.bandcamp.com/album/ponoka

Everyone gets a Positive Reinforcement Ticket for listening to this week's Alberta Podcast! Cry Havoc and get spinny in Edmonton. Call Poland and tell them that you're having a great time in the mountains. Protect your damn Garden. Find out how the automatic toilet works. Special thanks to our special guests Scott and Hayden. Hayden's Band is Timeboy https://timeboyband.bandcamp.com/album/ponokaOutro: Bodies in The Wall by SNFUfacebook.com/albertapodcasttwitter.com/podcastalbertainstagram.com/[email protected]

This ALBERTA PODCAST is extra-topical, as we discuss all that's on the bleeding edge: Steve Jobs, Timothy Leary, Minutemen and the weather. Let's go muddin'!

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No potentially libellous or slanderous statements made in this episode of ALBERTA PODCAST... guaranteed. Keep ringin' those bells, chiming in, telling people all about both sides.

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