Today on Albummer! the gang is talking about Around the World with The Chipmunks, a novelty record from 1960 that's not nearly as racist as we expected it would be but we still had a good time.

This week on Albummer! the gang talks about Machine Gun Kelly’s newest pop punk album “Mainstream Sellout.” Is he saving guitar music, or does his publicist just have a nightmare job? Find out!

Music. The Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the Albummer! crew as they listen to bad music and think "why did the actor who played Spock spoil the entire plot of The Hobbit in a novelty song? Illogical."

This week on Albummer! the gang is talking about Atilla, Long Island royalty Billy Joel's long-lost two-member metal project from when he was only 20 years old. It kicks ass, but you know what doesn't? Drinking and driving. Stay safe, mustaches.

There are few albums more cursed, more reviled, and more unspeakably terrible than Lulu, the Metallica/Lou Reed collaborative album. We asked comedian Kyle Kinane to talk about it with us and he instantly regretted it. Please, do not listen to this album.

This week on Albummer! we're talking about Kidz Bop 3, the longest of the Kidz Bops and the longest hour of our lives. Soulless children singing contemporary pop hits! What could go wrong?

Today we're joined by our friend Sam Nulman (Girls5eva) to talk about Rod Stewart's 32nd album, "Tears of Hercules." They say that practice makes perfect so these are probably Rod's best songs about having painful sex with his old balls.

This week on Albummer! we're talking about the dude playing a dude disguised as another dude of country music. Yes, it's Garth Brook's convoluted alter ego, and Jordan's absolute worst costume yet, Chris Gaines. What the hell is happening?

This week on Albummer! we're talking weird butt rock icons, Godsmack. Maybe this is the worst Godsmack album? Maybe this is the best? We don't know but 1,000 hp is a lot and we're going to need the Savage Lynel Sword to defeat these guys... ahhh VIDEO GAM

Oh no. If doing 27 episodes of this show has taught us anything it's that when rappers try to make rock albums it's always bad and if someone replaces the word "to" with the number 2 we're all going to want to die.