Welcome to our very first BONUS Oscar episode. We encourage you to drink every time we say the word "MEDIOCRE!" We share our favorite moments from the Oscars, we talk racism, movies, why Jennifer Lawrence is a cunty cunty cunt nugget, and we metaphorically suck Leo DiCaprio's dick. Enjoy.

Welcome to our very first BONUS Oscar episode. We encourage you to drink every time we say the word "MEDIOCRE!" We share our favorite moments from the Oscars, we talk racism, movies, why Jennifer Lawrence is a cunty cunty cunt nugget, and we metaphorically suck Leo DiCaprio's dick. Enjoy.

It's our very first sex-pisode, you guys. On this week's sex-pisode we finally break down the BESTIF Scale; Dr. Dadany explains to the listeners what it means to get the perfect blowjob. We share our worst and very best blowjobs, we catch up on Chris' dating corner, and you get to hear our failed threesome stories. All this while progressively getting wasted.

It's our very first sex-pisode, you guys. On this week's sex-pisode we finally break down the BESTIF Scale; Dr. Dadany explains to the listeners what it means to get the perfect blowjob. We share our worst and very best blowjobs, we catch up on Chris' dating corner, and you get to hear our failed threesome stories. All this while progressively getting wasted.

On todays episode Adany and Stevie pitch their movie ideas using Chris' dream cast collection, we find out how Chris Smith became Pappy Smith in one week using nothing but a glass of apple juice, Adany got to witness Jim Jefferies piss off some rich cunts at a live show, Stevie almost gets adult-napped in Cancun and sold into the underground world of sex trafficking, we explain why combat sports is not a fucking game, why children should never beat the elderly, and Adany explains to us why Batman is actually very bad for Gotham; all this while progressively getting drunk.

On todays episode Adany and Stevie pitch their movie ideas using Chris' dream cast collection, we find out how Chris Smith became Pappy Smith in one week using nothing but a glass of apple juice, Adany got to witness Jim Jefferies piss off some rich cunts at a live show, Stevie almost gets adult-napped in Cancun and sold into the underground world of sex trafficking, we explain why combat sports is not a fucking game, why children should never beat the elderly, and Adany explains to us why Batman is actually very bad for Gotham; all this while progressively getting drunk.

Today on Alcoholi-cast we discuss Chris' Tinder dilemma, why 20th century fox needs to blow Ryan Reynolds for his portrayal of Deadpool, we find out that Marvel & DC rip each other off, how Hollywood copycats all successful movies except when diversity is involved, we might all have been black once, how the Kardashians ruined Kanye, and we find out Taylor Swift is not the scrappy underdog after all; All this while progressively getting wasted.

Today on Alcoholi-cast we discuss Chris' Tinder dilemma, why 20th century fox needs to blow Ryan Reynolds for his portrayal of Deadpool, we find out that Marvel & DC rip each other off, how Hollywood copycats all successful movies except when diversity is involved, we might all have been black once, how the Kardashians ruined Kanye, and we find out Taylor Swift is not the scrappy underdog after all; All this while progressively getting wasted.

On this week's episode of Alcoholi-cast we pick up on family relationships, the SuperBowl, why Valentine's Day is horse shit, black history month promotes segregation, and we explain why nobody should ever get married. Ever. Chris also makes a reach to attempt to understand why Mr. Cosby did what he did. All this while progressively getting wasted.

On this week's episode of Alcoholi-cast we pick up on family relationships, the SuperBowl, why Valentine's Day is horse shit, black history month promotes segregation, and we explain why nobody should ever get married. Ever. Chris also makes a reach to attempt to understand why Mr. Cosby did what he did. All this while progressively getting wasted.