Alcoholics Autonomous

Episode 84! Like that book Orwell wrote. Hmm... Relevant? Listen up folks! Were deep in the shit this week because lets face it. We need to. Reform needs to come and come now. #Blacklivesmatter. Its not all serious though. This week were talking big ass balls, hurricanes and Wolverine and Deadpool circumcisions. Plus, a guy wins the entire Madden Bowl without throwing a pass.

SPONSORED BY: Big Ass Balls

Episode 83! 83 is also the title of an upcoming Indian Cricket film. Hmm... OK! Christian is already irritated. This week: We take a bicycle to the bar(it's not scary), I ruin a gas station attendant's day, and people are acting really stupid at retail stores. Plus, of course, we dig on Karen and deep dive police brutality.

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Episode 82! The atomic number of lead. Great show this week, Christian and I discuss the NFL's absurd new take on diversity, we pour a couple out for Fred Willard and Jerry Stiller, and we discover a woman in Austin that would not be denied to...er, pleasure herself. Plus, I do a crossover episode with IDEA PRTY podcast.

SPONSORED BY: Red Flag

Episode 81! The first De Lorean DMC-12 rolled of the line in 1981. Yep, I'm putting little nuggets of facts in here now. We have a great show for you this week. So much to Cover: Kitten Mansion in Christian's couch, (who is also quitting smoking)Jesus is a Pisces, The great Candy tree of Pedophile Avenue and I am terrible at good cop/bad cop.

SPONSORED BY: Jim Bobby's Good Ole Bed N Breakfast

Episode 80! Holy crap. Chuck Norris is 80. Great show this week. This week we discuss the wonderful possibilities when you include fruit with "hand stuff" Plus, we FINALLY get some SPORTS. Thank you NFL draft. Also, Land O Lakes took the Indian girl away but kept the land, China has Dog meat festivals and we discuss our 5 favorite Villains. It's going to be a good one. SPONSORED BY: Jerk Peels

Episode 79! Good to be back after some technical difficulties and doing this show remotely. i think we have it right. This week we celebrate Molsen/Coors as heroes while the rest of the US government does some very dumb things. Christian and I participate in an Online Dungeons and Dragon game, we pay our respects to Merle haggard and we discuss 5 of our previous jobs that we have had.

SPONSORED BY: Purge Sirens

Episode 78! We got a good one for you guys today. Basically, the sobriety fight is over. Alcohol won so don't try and be cute. This week we discuss bad tacos made by white people, children talking shit to each other and we dive into some Quarantine revelations. Plus, Yelling, American Airlines fuckery and of course, the Tiger King.

SPONSORED BY: Booze Buzzer

Episode 77! *We know you guys are at home and looking for shit to do, well here you go! You can drink while following along. We're like the scrolling Mickey Mouse song lyric thing for adults* Congratulations America were #1 and our Government is the worst but don't worry John Bones Jones is still out there being an Idiot. Plus we discuss why women don't think we get "excited" enough for things, quarantine fuck buddy analysis and yes were watching Tiger King.

SPONSORED BY: Ride Guard

Episode 76! Bill O Brien is an Idiot, Mandatory Tarantino, and Human Jerky are making up quite the exciting week.

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Episode 75! Were self quarantined in the studio. We got a great show for you today. Total Cancellation Thursday. Its time for your Thursday night sobriety fight! This week we talk unusual eating habits, Sports cancellation, and Dinky Dating apps for undersized men. Get ready for a good one! SPONSORED BY: Chopped! I'm Hammered