Everyone loves a cripple fight, and BattleBots (that show where people trick out remote control robots to fight eachother). We decided to combine the two and play out a real game of BattleTard Royale. Only one tard can when, who will it be? You can also support our depravity on Patreon for $5 a month, where you can have access to exclusive episodes at patreon.com/alcoholicsunanimous . Cheers!

STRONG NSFW WARNING!! Oh boy. Umm. Let's just talk about the good things in this podcast. The happy things. There's pie, rabbits, a barbecue, friends, Whataburger, babies and dogs..... Now. Forget what I just said and run away from this as fast as possible. It's like The Ring, your soul will be lost if you continue. Still here? Ok then, welcome. Let's go to hell together. You can also support our depravity on Patreon for $5 a month at patreon.com/alcoholicsunanimous . Cheers!

We discuss using my member as a periscope, Nicole talks about her recent sleep paralysis episode and I constantly interrupt her with my gaseous essence. Please rate, review and subscribe to our podcast. You can also support our podcast on Patreon for $5 a month, where you can have access to exclusive episodes at patreon.com/alcoholicsunanimous . Cheers!

In episode 6, Nicole and I finally get to speak to one of our crippled, mentally challenged and sexually confused friends, Thomas Lang. He also happens to be Canadian, so we discuss the differences between Canada and the US. Please subscribe to this podcast and help support our podcast on Patreon for $5 a month, where you can have access to exclusive episodes at patreon.com/alcoholicsunanimous! I hope you enjoy our podcast and thank you for giving our small independent podcast a listen.

In episode 4, Nicole and I discover how to make a strange rune with the help of women and how to use it to dock with Tom Cruise in order to stop the impending apocalypse from Xenu. Please subscribe to this podcast and help support our podcast on Patreon for $5 a month, where you can have access to exclusive episodes at patreon.com/alcoholicsunanimous! I hope you enjoy our podcast and thank you for giving our small independent podcast a listen.

In episode 3, we get drunk and political although we have no clue what we're talking about. Matt is back as our guest for this episode if you enjoyed the last one. Please subscribe to this podcast and help support our podcast on Patreon for $5 a month, where you can have access to exclusive episodes at patreon.com/alcoholicsunanimous! I hope you enjoy our podcast and thank you for giving our small independent podcast a listen.

In episode 2, which is our grossest yet if you haven't heard our older episodes, special guest matt and I sniff eachother's no no areas and try not to puke (spoler.. it doesn't work). We also have other equally intellectual discussions. Please subscribe to this podcast and help support our podcast on Patreon for $5 a month, where you can have access to exclusive episodes at patreon.com/alcoholicsunanimous! I hope you enjoy our podcast and thank you for giving our small independent podcast a listen.