Alex & Rob's Excellent Escapades Podcast

The debut of our official podcast theme! This one is hard to describe... Mad goofy. There's definitely an interview with a Mummy, a lot of free-styling & singing, and failed attempts to crank call local strip clubs. Just, nonsense... Enjoy!

New recording space. Same weirdos.

In this episode we discuss a Unicorn Sex Cult, conspiracies, "Reality" TV shows, Alex interviews an obscure, skeevy old man by the name of Cleavance M. Forkhole and much more silliness.

Also, probably the best prank in PODCAST HISTORY takes place. Seriously though, it's pretty great. Don't miss out on this one!

The straw the broke the podcamel's back. In celebration of our 5th episode we vow to destroy nature and my neighbor's air conditioner for ruining our podcast. Or.. we'll just stop recording outside.

Anyway, enjoy the last episode with all the background noise!

In this one we put on our lab coats & study Simulation Theory, Astrology, Palm-Reading, smoke bath salts, are visited by a variety of strange guests, make more hit songs, talk Trump, nuclear holocaust implications, possible solutions including oral sex and much more.

Happy #5 you sexy bitches.

Greetings, listeners! This time we use our universal transmitter to make contact with an alien who lands in my backyard, discuss the famous Beatles' song,"All You Need is Tables" and the C.C.I.A. (Consciousness Central Intelligence Agency), we talk about the possibility of creating a "Stupid Motherf*cker" song, find out the acronyms of each other's names, freestyle a bit and also reveal the lineup for Wank Fest 2017!!!

P.S. Don't forget to schmergen a dergen at the Vatican wagon.. It's important.

Our first indoor episode, so apologies to those who only listen for the crickets & air conditioner background noise.

In this one we catch up, Alex hijacks my Tinder account, we listen to a clip from my sex tape, discuss out-of-body experiences and are each possessed by celebrity ghosts.

Later on a little free-styling occurs as well as an exclusive interview with a political figure by the name of Adolf.

WARNING: A lot of gibberish and random noises in this one.

Joined by our friend, Andrew AKA BlacKnight, we have an exclusive interview with Donald Trump, a quick visit from some other celebs & various animals, sing over different genres of music, make a fake movie trailer with an epic score and enter the Random Noise Corner.

Later we discuss "Sand People", order 'za, talk more Rick & Morty, our guest tells us about his Overwatch experience in an extremely sexy way which arouses us, watch 2 girls 1 cup for scientific research and eventually call to see where our GODDAMN FOOD is at.

Sponsored by Lizard Entertainment, an Illumanti Corporation in association with String Inc.

After our buddy Louis leaves we decide to pour another drink & keep the conversation going. Inebriated in the early AM, things get a little bizarre.