ALHOFF Music

Lyrics: “Boundaries”

By Al Johnson

Verse:

All the Rabbis, Gabbais, large guys, hate goys.

Hate boys that talk in shul, skip school, eat traif, break shabbos, using electricity.

Not necessary reading Talmud every second, keeping Kosher, Only Milichiks, Talking Yiddish, looking shlubish, dirty outfits, marry women after one date.

Is this it kid? This what life is? This makes you happy?

Sounds kind of crappy.

Chorus:

So I take a stand and I don’t obey.

Take a stand. I turn my back away.

Verse 2:

Caring for children, don’t even play with. Eating whitefish, calling Goys Goyish. Cholent for Kiddush, speaking in Yiddish. Kissing their Tzitzis, singing Zamiros, saying Tefilos, turning their Rabbi’s into their heroes.

How can you blame them? They just behavin.

Don’t you mistake it. I couldn’t take it.

I said it’s over, I aint religious.

I said it’s over, I aint religious.

Chorus:

So I take a stand and I don’t obey.

Take a stand. I turn my back away.

Lyrics: “Alexander”

By Al Johnson

Intro: while casually drilling 3’s

This track is kinda biographical. It’s a little bit about me.

3 pointer (swish)

A little bit about my family.

3 pointer (swish)

Also a little bit about what I aint.

That’s a 3 (swish)

Chorus:

Alex, xander, xander, xan, xander, Alex, xan, xander, Alex.

Shit the cops.

Flown a helicopter, jumped out of the plane, got punched in the face, joined a hip-hop class.: Those are things that I have never done.

Verse:

Alexander is my name

Alex-xander

Born and raised in Brookline Mass

Privileged white guy

Went to Shul most every day

Oy yoy yoy yoy

Yom Kippur I sometimes fast

Sometimes I don’t

Late night Immas in her room

Mom is in her office.

Typing, reading history.

Digs Islamic art.

Art Historian hard at work.

Reading, writing.

Mapping out her theories.

Portability.

Abbas cleaning up the house.

Cooking cleaning.

Laundry, dishes, countertops.

Cooking cleaning.

When he’s done it’s off to bed.

Snoring, sleeping.

So he can wake at 5am.

Early in the morning.

First to wake up every day.

Your honor.

Works the law in Bankruptcy.

His father.

First a lawyer, then a judge.

Your honor, his father.

Always fair he held no grudge.

No, no, no.

My older sisters hold down.

Sister.

My role models, they make me proud.

Sister.

One in politics.

Sister, sister.

One in philanthropathics.

That’s not even a word.

I know they always here for me.

Sister.

I know they are always there for me.

Sister.

Even if I do a bad.

Sister, sister.

And even if my mood is sad.

Wah, wah, wah, wah.

Chorus:

Alex, xander, xander, xan, xander, Alex, xan, xander, Alex.

Shit the cops.

Flown a helicopter, jumped out of the plane, got punched in the face, joined a hip-hop class.: Those are things that I have never done.

Outro:

Alex, xander, Alex, xander, Alex, xander, Alex. Those are things that I have never done.

Shit the cops. 3 pointer (swish).

Lyrics: “Track Eleven_ADHD”

By Al Johnson

Track Eleven. He’s on track Eleven.

Track Eleven. He’s on track Eleven.

Track Eleven. He’s on track Eleven.

Track Eleven. He’s on track Eleven.

Stranded in a crowd once again. Like I am on the out looking in.

Everyone is chatting away. While I think of something to say.

Clavinet Solo

ADHD

Track Eleven. He’s on Track Eleven.

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I have your attention please.

Put down your drinks. Listen carefully to me.

Guitar Solo

ADHD

Track Eleven. He’s on Track Eleven.

Now I’ve Displayed. What’s going on inside of my brain.

I was hoping someone else could share, what’s happening underneath their hair.

Track Eleven. He’s on Track Eleven.

Track Eleven. He’s on Track Eleven.

Episode 10: Bret, Julia, Ben by Al Hoffman

Episode 9ish: Eitan, Yoni and Julie Battle Royal by Al Hoffman

The wackiest crew on TV heads to Reno Nevada to compete in a pie eating contest, while there we recorded this show on a Google Hangout.

1) Pretend you're on Iron Chef and Secret Ingredient is String Cheese

2) Category: Bones

3) Impressions

4) How to find out what someone does for work