Ten whole episodes in and the team are still going, dreaming of being stuck in an alien prison, Michael Jackson's leaning and what the hell fried chicken is. Have a listen, imagine how good it will be!

It's Episode 9! The team have been on their holidays and have returned bringing tales of squid, dark art and folklore.

Imagine how good it would be to listen to that!

OH OOOOOPS WE GOT TO EPISODE 8.....8PF IF YOU LIKE (no one does). WELL DONE EVERYONE ITS TIME TO HAVE A LISTEN ABOUT IT. DON'T BELIEVE ME NOW JUST READ THE BIT BELOW AND THEN BELIEVE ME.

On this weeks month we talk about the PM and his Bacon fetish. We review Banksy's Dismaland. We have some APF sent to us and a problem about the right change. We talk some darkness about animals and we plug Rob and talk about The Man Who Fell To Earth.

OH HELLO FANS OF EPISODE 7 ARE IN FOR A TREAT BECAUSE ITS EPISODE 7

ITS A LITTLE LATE AND WE'RE SORRY BUT DON'T WORRY ANYMORE BECAUSE ITS AWESOME>>>>>>>THIS WEEK:

A rotton APF, an infested APF

A book and CD make review club

THE DARKEST DARKNESS

Some rank gettiquett and festival chat

SOME RAMBLES ABOUT HULK HOGAN AND DONALD TRUMP

And lots lots lots lots more.

Producer Kayla was ill but producer Tubby held the fort.

EPISODE 6 IS HERE RIGHT NOW. Lots of it is accidentally about death but don't worry because lots of is about forgetting peoples names and faces - eating insects and puking up nice meals. We review some wide ranging media from sleep tapes to pet-metal (yes its a thing). GET ON THE TRAIN YOU DON'T NEED A TICKET JUST DO IT ALREADY.

EPISODE 5 IS HERE RIGHT NOW ABOUT IT AWESOME>>>>

This month we discuss FIFA and E3. Rob reviews Uber, the controversial taxi company/mobile app and we cover some problems and darkness.

ALSO SPECIAL JURASSIC WORLD SPOILER BIT AT THE END.

Welcome to Episode FOUR of APF - we didn't expect to make it this far and neither should you(?)

A strong episode for sure. We cover the new government, nearly doing a poo in your pants and we welcome TWO bits of fan mail - one of which we eat live on air. ITS A GOOD ONE GUYS SO GET ON IT.

Episode three of Alien Prison Food is here. Back from Bloc and ready to go!!!!!

From the new star wars trailer through to feeling like an idiot and watching the exorcist too young - episode three is easily better than episode two and on a par with one x

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Episode two of Alien Prison Food is here. From euthanasia to snot, racial tensions to cattle auctioneers. Its a hum-dinger. Sorry for the tinnitus buzz throughout - it won't happen again.

ENJOY

Alien Prison Food is a monthly podcast with a weekly format. Topical and non topical discussions about existential anxiety and stuff.

APF is a podcast where Rob Matthews and Jon Worsley talk to each other with moderation and some minimal production by Kayla Painter.

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