Sure, we all survived COVIDs 1-18, but COVID-19 really seems to be giving us all a run for our money! Today's episode is predominately about the Novel Coronavirus, and how the real cure...is friendship...and lots of toilet paper.

Dylan and Alan discuss the newest Fast and the Furious trailer! They then pitch several better ideas than we will probably get, including the Car Civil War. Speaking of the Civil War, we discuss the "State of the Union!" That's TV, right?

It's Arbor Day, so Bam decides to knock down one of the tall trees in  the backyard. Aaron Hernandez hears the noise from the house and comes outside to yell at Bam. He gets the idea to build a casino. Then Bam hangs John Demjanjuk's Honda Civic in the trees to test the durability of them for the casino. Anthony Weiner comes out to see his friend's car in the trees and freaks out. Then the  casino gets built, and Bam calls it Fast Eddie's Tree-Top Casino. During the Grand Opening, Bam hires professional wrestlers to fight in a ring  below the casino. In the end, it becomes a Battle Royale that includes  John Demjanjuk, Anthony Weiner, the wrestlers, and Bam.

The dead speak! The galaxy has heard a mysterious podcast, a threat of CRITICIZING in the sinister voice of the late DYLAN AND ALAN.

THE FBI dispatches secret agents to gather intelligence, while REY, the last hope of the Jedi, fails against her battle against the diabolical DISNEY.

Meanwhile, Supreme Leader KYLO REN rages because he's in a bad movie and determined to destroy any threat to his Oscar....

Merry Non-Denominational Holidays, folks! In this episode we discuss our Individual top 5 Christmas Movies, Zack Snyder's Justice League Cut, and finally we discuss a real Boogeyman we knew in college.

Alan and Dylan go head to head in a no holds barred Nicolas Cage Match! Plus- they discuss The Mandalorian, dead CGI actors, HBO's Watchmen, and whats the best Thanksgiving meals.

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Modern Warfare has a pretty bad plotline, or does it? Linda Hamilton terminates her franchise. Watchmen gets overly discussed. Alan challenges Dylan to a game involving Doug Heffernan and Micheal Myers.

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All opinions are subjective, unless they're ours- then they're right! It's time for our totally honest Zombieland 2 review! It's basically the only horroresque film out there close to Halloween! Also, following 34:23, enjoy our thoughts on El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie.

All opinions are subjective, unless they're ours- then they're right! It's time for our totally honest Joker review! Also, from 1:11:15 onward, Alan challenges Dylan to another game involving: Matthew McConaughey in a video game movie, Danny DeVito and Harrison Ford take on the mob, and Kim Possible in an unlikely team-up!