We have a special guest join as as Pasha takes the day off! Abork comes on to not say much as Timberlina talks about herself too much as always. PS GET WASTED IT'S SATURDAY! 

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What’s the deal with snakes? Why the hell do they just slither around and stuff?! Can they just stop?

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Timberlina tries getting sponsorship, Pasha tries saying hi.

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It’s trivia tonight - plus, what does Timberlina think of being something of a fountain for relationship wisdom?

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Who gets you more attention on dating apps, Pasha or Timberlina? The answer may surprise you!

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Did we do much today? Yes, but let’s worry more about garlic bread!

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Who would Timberlina and Pasha go straight for? Who would they go gay for? And what movies do they want their lives to become?!

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How did these two messes end up? Don’t ask, don’t tell.

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… we forget what we spoke about this episode, but hopefully it maintains our usual quality of shit!

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Cannot believe which one of these two won Sassiest Celebrant of the Year award (hint: it’s the bald one)

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