Once upon a time, there was a redneck who moved to Philly. Another upon a time, there was a globe-hopping city girl who moved to Georgia. Watch as we commiserate about where we were and where we ended up!

Cooking was our first science and remains our highest art. What does that have to do with deep-fried chocolate bars? Nothing, but by God they're delicious. In this one we rap for an hour about our favorite cuisines!

In which we consider the long-lasting impact of colonization and spend an hour taunting the ghost of Christopher Columbus.

In which the trio of Ann, Paul, and Olga continue pontificating about how different their paths to America were.

Joining Paul and Ann -- Olga! The crew reminisces about their start in America from wildly disparate backgrounds.

How does Ann celebrate her 37th orbit of the earth? By contributing to the delinquency of the youth, of course!

Paul and Ann remember where they were, and what they were doing, when the world they knew got upended.

Never forget.

Paul and Ann regress to childhood to rekindle the biggest playground rivalry: Marvel, or DC? (Plot twist: it was Image Comics all along!)

We interrupt your regularly scheduled debauchery with hot-takes on a hot topic: Mr. Trump's mugshot! It's like the Brady Bunch, but with felons.

Life is all about choices. In our case, all the choices are bad. Join Paul and Ann as they determine which has a sterner stomach and a softer heart!