All Aboard the Hype Train!

Where oh where have our brave heroes been? Moving actually. Turns out buying a house and moving into it is a more costly endeavor than planned. Plus, and I'm going to peel back the curtain here, we weren't really sure how exactly we'd be able to continue recording with the new distance between us. Then, you know because we're pros here, there was complications with this episode that took some sorting out.

BUT FEAR NOT! We're back on track and the Hype Train is Running on time!

 

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Sometimes movies are bad. Sometimes movies are bad on purpose. Does that mean telling you they're good is false advertising?

 

This week our co-conducters explore the posibility of a class action lawsuit for seeing a movie that isn't what the trailers told you it would be.

One is Broken, Beaten, and a shell of his former self. The other, succumbed to madness. Has the film finally broken our co-conductors?

Or,

Have they transcended to a higher plane of thought? You decide. And send your thoughts to: [email protected]

Hello! With Transformers 5 being availible to freely stream on Hulu & Amazon, and with us having developed a rich mythos over the past 6 months, the boys breakdown every theory (or at least most of them) in a full lenght Commentary Track.

 

Additionally, This movie never came with an offical track, so this would be the only full commentary Track available for Transformers: The last knight anywhere!

 

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Our Brave co-conductors get down and dirty with frankly insane new theories, get hyped for the upcoming directors commentary, and offer up a gift to a dedicated listener!

 

Editor's note: This episode is all over the place, but honestly, it was some of the most fun we've had during a recording in a LONG while. Enjoy!

 

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Hello Columbian readers!

Well aware that this recording would be on the eve of arguably their biggest break yet, they decide to put their best foot forward and IMMEDIATLY get: creepy, political, and confusing. The mythos built up by the boys thus far proves to be nearly insurmountable and if you feel the same way but want to get All Aboard The Hype Train, we recommend episodes: 3, 6 & 15

 

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At it's core, Transformers is a franchise about a civil war. One group, torn asunder into two factions eternally at odds. Is that conflict mirrored in the witwickin soceity within the film? This week the boys take a closer look and find out.

 

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On the first full watch in almost a month our brave co-conductors right the train and get back to thier roots: ridiculous fan theories, reminising about the journey, and finally solve the riddle of Merlin & Percival. All this and more on the next episode of AATHT!

 

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How did you celebrate US independence day? Over here the boys celibrated the only way they know how:By watching Transformers 5 for the 25th time!

 

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Clocking in at 154 mintues, Tranformers 5 is one of the most dense movies ever made. Does splitting it in half make it more digestible? This week the boys watch the back half of the film and stumble upon an amazing new theory. Title, very related.

 

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