All About the Biscuits

All About the Biscuits

By RJ SwistComedyImprov
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All About the Biscuits episodes

  • Veterans Day & the Rogue Hair Patrol

    Veterans Day & Rogue Hair Patrol
    Last week was Veterans Day, we’re feeling patriotic, and apparently, our ears are feeling furry. We saluted and honored our heroes, roasted ourselves, and confronted the unruly hairs that grow like they’ve reenlisted without permission.
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    Or Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ZwOfNXJjsuTn0SW7nEsP5

    2 min
  • Let's See Where It Takes Us Pt 2 - 16:21

    The biscuit banter continues! In Part 2, we pick up right where we left off — rolling deeper into the laughs, the left turns, and the “you can’t make this up” moments.

    It’s a blend of spontaneous stories, quick wit, and a dash of real talk that keeps the conversation fresh and unpredictable. Pour another cup, pull up a chair, and let’s see where it takes us next.

    17 min
  • Let's See Where It Takes Us Pt 1 - 15:00

    Kick off the conversation with a plate full of laughs, curiosity, and unfiltered real talk. In this first installment of “Let’s See Where It Takes Us,” we dive into life’s flaky, spicy, and unexpectedly sweet moments — the kind that make you stop, think, and laugh at how wild the ride can be.

    Whether it’s stories from the road, random rabbit holes, or those “did that really just happen?” moments, this short and easy listen sets the tone for the biscuit revolution: unscripted, unapologetic, and all about wherever the conversation leads.

    Join Us Friday for Pt 2

    15 min
  • Clean Hands, Dirty Truth

    Clean Hands, Dirty Truth

    We’re talkin’ hygiene — not just your shower routine, but how you treat folks when no one’s watchin’.


    You can’t spray cologne on a bad attitude, buddy.
     Listen now and laugh with us on All About the Biscuits — it’s messy, real, and smells better than your gym bag. 

    Also on YouTube, subscribe today - https://www.youtube.com/@AllAbouttheBiscuits/streams

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    1 min
  • The Haircut Dilemma

    “After food shopping, I tried to get a haircut… twice. Each time, four new patrons appeared. Are they cloning people in the back like Tom Brady and his dog? 💈🤣

    New episode drops 11/12/25 @5AM

    2 min
  • Who Really Knows Pt 2 - 17:40

    All About the Biscuits is back with another bite of workplace truth. In Part 2, we’re calling out the Billy Bullsh***ers — those bosses who talk big, do little, and somehow take credit for your hard work. 🙄 We share stories, survival tactics, and the sweet satisfaction of knowing karma serves biscuits piping hot.

    18 min
  • Who Really Knows Pt 2 - 17:40

    All About the Biscuits is back with another bite of workplace truth. In Part 2, we’re calling out the Billy Bullsh***ers — those bosses who talk big, do little, and somehow take credit for your hard work. 🙄 We share stories, survival tactics, and the sweet satisfaction of knowing karma serves biscuits piping hot.

    18 min
  • Etiquette Matters

    Good service isn’t a command—it's a conversation. 🍽️
    Restaurant etiquette matters: say hello, be kind, and remember your server is a human, not a button to push. Polite guests get better experiences… barking orders only ruins the meal for everyone. Let’s raise the bar, not our voices. 👏✨

    1 min
  • Who Really Knows Pt 1 - 20:14

    All About the Biscuits dives into the real-life struggle of job hunting when you’re “too experienced” to be hired — that awkward space where you’ve earned skills and pay… but that now counts against you. We get candid about the frustration, the grind, and the hope. Then we lighten it up with a hilarious (and painfully relatable) rant about diners who flag down servers like they’re at an auction. Sit back, laugh, and feel seen!


    Dubby Energy Drink: Get 10% off with ALLBISCUITS

    All Proceeds Go To RJ's Mission Foundation, our grassroots nonprofit serving Veterans, first responders, and their families.

    https://www.dubby.gg/

    Dubby review - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KET-5Z1dGu0

    Check out our foundation - https://www.rjsmissionfoundation.org/


    21 min
  • Who Really Knows Pt 1 - 20:14

    All About the Biscuits dives into the real-life struggle of job hunting when you’re “too experienced” to be hired — that awkward space where you’ve earned skills and pay… but that now counts against you. We get candid about the frustration, the grind, and the hope. Then we lighten it up with a hilarious (and painfully relatable) rant about diners who flag down servers like they’re at an auction. Sit back, laugh, and feel seen!


    Dubby Energy Drink: Get 10% off with ALLBISCUITS

    All Proceeds Go To RJ's Mission Foundation, our grassroots nonprofit serving Veterans, first responders, and their families.


    https://www.dubby.gg/

    Dubby review - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KET-5Z1dGu0

    Check out our foundation - https://www.rjsmissionfoundation.org/

    21 min

About All About the Biscuits

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At All About the Biscuits, every topic’s a biscuit—flaky, spicy, sweet, or downright messy. We break ’em open, butter ’em up, and dive into life with laughs, heart, and zero judgment. From real talk…