This episode goes from serious to absurd really fast.

We talk about an elementary school that built a wooden punishment box for kids — including special needs children — and ask how anyone thought that was okay. Then we reset with a 2:47 AM standoff with my dog, an awkward Chick-fil-A food pickup where I admitted my favorite gift was a Slinky, and people paying $100K to poop in a luxury tent on Mount Everest.

It’s funny. It’s uncomfortable. It’s honest.
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A 53-year-old man reveals his favorite Christmas gift was a Slinky. Did he really just say that to this kid? The bubble is real.

This homeowner decked out his house with Clark Griswold-level lights. The HOA wasn't thrilled and started charging him $50/day! What happened next? Justice. Pure, Christmas light justice.

A school uses a dark wooden box as a form of punishment for children, including those with special needs. Is this an acceptable method of discipline for students? This is mind-blowing!

Let's keep it real, raw, open, honest, funny, and serious. Think about what we're doing. Don't be so selfish. Light up your house, but don't burn it down!

🔥 All About the Biscuits – “If Only You Could Listen” (Pt. 2)

If walls could talk… barber shops and Northern Tool would be screaming.

In “If Only You Could Listen” (Pt. 2), we dive headfirst into the realest conversations nobody records—
the rants, the raves, the unfiltered opinions that only come out between hair clippers, tool aisles, and two dudes catching up after way too long.

This episode is raw.
It’s funny.
It’s a little unhinged.
And it’s the kind of honesty you don’t hear online because it doesn’t fit in a caption.

From life updates and “remember when” moments, to today’s world, work, stress, and the stuff everyone’s thinking but rarely says out loud—this is what happens when you actually listen instead of scrolling.

No scripts.
No filters.
No pretending.

Just real talk, real laughs, and the reminder that some of the best conversations happen in the most random places.

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🎄 All About the Biscuits – “Those Old Xmas Stories (Pt. 1)”

Remember when winter meant sledding until dark, ice skating on ponds you probably shouldn’t have been on, and parents who just said, “Walk it off”? Yeah… same.

In Those Old Xmas Stories – Part 1, we’re taking it way back—
to broken bones at 5 years old, ice skates that felt more like weapons, and Ghost Pond (yes… the pond inside a cemetery across the street from where I grew up 👀).

This episode is all about old-school Christmas chaos, growing up feral in the winter, and the moment my dad officially became my hero after a holiday injury that turned into a lifelong story.

We laugh.
We reminisce.
We wonder how we survived the 80s/90s.
And we definitely admit… it just isn’t like the old days anymore.

If you miss the kind of Christmas where memories were made outside, rules were loose, and stories somehow get better every year—this one’s for you.

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🎄 Part 2 hits Friday (and yes… it gets even better)

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🎙️ This Week on All About the Biscuits — Hanging With the Ladies: Part 2

We’re back with Part 2 of Hanging With the Ladies, and things escalate quickly 😅. This episode dives into the very real discovery that you can join a senior community center at 50… and honestly? These ladies have a busier social calendar than most people we know. Coffee meetups, events, plans on plans—absolute legends.

Somewhere between that realization and waking up at 3:39 AM wondering if anyone else on the planet is awake, a dangerous thought creeps in: Do I ask my wife to join too? Bold move. High risk. Possibly life-changing.

It’s funny, relatable, slightly unhinged, and proof that the ladies are doing life better than the rest of us.

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🎙️ This Week on All About the Biscuits

This episode took a hard left turn into the wonderfully unhinged—and we loved every second of it. We’re talking toothbrush head holders shaped like tiny motorcycle helmets (because your Oral-B deserves to live fast and brush hard 🏍️🪥), and then we roll deep with our Crime Junkies Club—a legendary crew of about 15 senior ladies who know their true crime, sip their tea strong, and absolutely do not miss a detail.

It’s edgy.
It’s hilarious.
It’s slightly concerning (in the best way).

If you like bizarre household upgrades, dark humor, and a room full of women who could absolutely solve a cold case before lunch—this one’s for you.

👉 Listen now. Subscribe. Leave a review. And tell a friend who owns a weird Amazon purchase or loves true crime a little too much.

When the club leader brings surprise Christmas gifts, everyone realizes they came empty-handed. A lesson in holiday preparedness—or maybe just a funny, foolish moment?