Corey and Alex unveil a new government program that could save America. Plus, some tips on how to better manage your money and a discussion about how the show Entourage made millennials lazy. 

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Big Sunday at the Williamsburg F*ck House (TM). A bunch of bros (all vaxed) are coming through to chill but before they do Corey and Alex sit down for a quick epi. People are pretending to be grannies to get vaxed and we've got some advice on how you can pull it off. Plus Ted Cruz bails on Texas during a state of emergency. We respect the move and explain why you should too. 

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It's the week after the super bowl but we're still talking sports and nip slips. Are you a lazy and ignorant person if you claim to dislike sports? Corey sure thinks so. We also introduce you to the the hesi (hesitation) like, a little known social media strategy to make sure you get the most bang for your like. Plus we give our reactions to all of the idiotic things that happened on the internet over the last week, like putting a product you can buy at the Home Depot in your hair and hiring a furry as your lawyer. 

It's the day after the Super Bowl and you're not in the office today. Basically what we've been begging for our whole lives. Corey and Alex discuss how the powers that be gave us a day off from work after Super Bowl LV. Plus, Corey makes some guarantees about the game that totally didn't happen. We also talk about why we'd be awful teachers and how women are making meetings about the Tokyo Olympics take forever. 

Coming from lit ass Williamsburg Corey and Alex return to the couch for another season of All Days Off. It's been 2 months and some stuff has gone down so we're here to give our 2 month late takes. We cover the major vaccine issues, the insurrection, and the stock market fugazi. Plus we talk about Corey's new job and Alex's night with Louis CK. 

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We are back one last time from the satellite F*ck House in Inwood. Alex is headed back home so Corey drops some tips for living with the parents. We discuss the tragic news of gyms shutting down on Long Island and the ripple effects it will have on our lives and also dig into the conspiracy theory everyone is talking about, that Rudy Giuliani is actually a leaking Juul pod in human form. Hit play folks!

We're back after a week off while we dodged covid. Turns out if you just don't have fun at the party you won't get infected. We break down the most shocking part of the 2020 election, that people are counting for days straight for free. We also raise some concerns about the new Pfizer (puh-fizer?) vaccine and Corey explains how he schemed his way into getting into Penn State with a phone call.  

It's the day we've all been waiting for. The release of episode 20 of All Days Off and it doesn't disappoint. We've got a mouse in Alex's apartment and it's not a girl in a halloween costume. Corey hit every Halloween pregame in NYC in a Spongebob onesie and Alex's N95 mask saved him a $200 puke in the uber fine. Stop checking the poll numbers and press play.

With just a week until election day, Corey and Alex sit down to discuss Alex's controversial political policies as treasurer of Sunquam Elementary School, and his 5th grade hiatus from the political scene. They also share some tips on minimizing wait times at the polls, and Corey pitches another revolutionary business idea. 

It's another day off. Tune in to hear what Corey and Alex want for their 18th. Also tune in if you want to hear about the legend who died mid slam sesh.