This week we talk about chapters 16-18 of Twilight!

Join us to hear about Henry VIII, whether starvation is actually a danger for vampires, horseshoe crabs, vampire sex, and, of course, baseball as a full-contact sport.

Trigger Warning: we have a discussion about suicide from [39:23] to [44:58].

Let’s get contemplating!

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This week we talk about chapters 13-15 of Twilight.

Join us as we talk about vampiric biology, the ethics of eating humans, whether vampires need to brush their teeth, and Bella’s famous khaki skirt.

Let’s get contemplating!

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This week, we talk about chapters 10-12 of Twilight.

Listen in this week as we learn more about some traditional vampire lore, debate the morality of doing good deeds, discuss the sexiness of eye contact, and get more into the questionable fashion choices of our main couple.

Let’s get contemplating!

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Join us this week as we read chapters 7-9 of Twilight by Stephenie Meyer.

We cover the Mormon version of North American history, shoddy internet searching, vampiric body odor, the definition of humanity, Edward’s wardrobe choices, and a wild case of insta-love.

Let’s get contemplating!

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This week, we continue exploring Forks as we read chapters 4-6 of Twilight by Stephanie Meyer.

We learn about Stephanie Meyer’s writing process, Edward stops avoiding Bella, the eye contact heats up, the existence of Bigfoot is maybe biblically supported, and we meet the very young Jacob.

Let's get contemplating!

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Welcome to All Plot Abandoned!

In our first episode, we are beginning our journey through Hell…I mean Forks…by analyzing chapters 1-3 of our favorite young adult classic, Twilight by Stephenie Meyer.

Forks might literally be Hell. Bella hates the library. Is Charlie in love with Carlisle?? And who exactly is Mormon in this town?

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What happens when two friends who took one too many philosophy classes in college crack open the latest book to go viral on BookTok?

All Plot Abandoned is the podcast where best friends Amelia and Laney dissect the books that everyone's reading, but nobody's really analyzing. Inspired by their favorite college course, "Death, God, and Philosophers," they bring a lens of philosophy, religion, and mortality to the books you'd least expect.

Expect humor, genuine laughs, and conversations that turn your favorite bestseller into a meditation on the meaning of life. New episodes every week because it really is that deep.

Let's get contemplating!