The Princess Diaries Franchise, like King Rupert, may it rest in peace. This week we watched The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement, featuring the cinematic debut of Chris Pine, two Oscar winners, the worst CGI you've ever seen, and the strangest mishmash of European cultures this side of Epcot's World Pavilion. May we have this dance (to Raven Symone's duet with Julie Andrews)?

It's a Wonderful Life 2: Kronk's New Groove. Mic balls, disapproving looks, sensual breadmaking, and the best Evita joke of all time. Get with it.

Get on in and join us as we invent new folk heroes while exploring Texas' backroad attractions. That's just what happens when we discuss Kick Ass 2!
No, seriously, just get in. We'll explain on the way

Grab your motorcycles and use them to somehow surf over water, because it's time to talk about xXx: The Return of Xander Cage. This is a movie where motorcycles surf, skis work on flat un-snowy ground, and satellites are being used as ballistic missiles against Samuel L. Jackson and Neymar. Please join us on this, the wildest of rides.

As a special treat for Valentine's Day, get ready for our steamiest episode yet (I know. Possibly even more than Magic Mike XXL). This week we watched the ending of the 50 Shades saga 50 Shades Freed. It's a movie that's partially about bondage, but mostly about a horrible relationship and a strange plot to kidnap/murder a girl who's just trynna marry a rich guy who will tie her up and whatnot (and isn't that all any of us could ask for?). Anyways, enjoy Smart House 2... uhhh... we mean 50 Shades Freed.

It's almost valentine's day, and we're turning up the love by reviewing the greatest love story ever told: Twilight. We watched Breaking Dawn Pt. 2, and brought along our good friend Addie Gia! Take a listen as we learn about what in the living hell is going on with this franchise. And also why there's so much head ripping, baby tossing, and hot, wild vampire sex.

This week we dive, flag first into the Rush Hour franchise's final installment. Visiting, as we do, Jackie Chan's kinks, Chris Tucker's challenging brilliance, and the reboot of Flatliners. Remember? The one with Ellen Page? Oh. You don't remember that one? Oh. You don't remember the first one either. You've never even heard of either version? ................Enjoy The Episode!!!

I know what you're thinking "Ugh, another movie where a werewolf, played by Jason Bateman, is beloved by his whole college and also becomes a state champion boxer?" Yeah, we know. We know. But this one also features basically a complete music video in the middle of it. So it's still worth checking out.

Your move, creep. As long as that move is to listen to us discuss Robocop 3. It's an excellent movie full of jackbooted thugs, samurai robocops, questionable hacking methods, and so much more. We loved it. Please enjoy along with us.

Happy 2020 everybody! We started this year off with a visit to everyone's favorite adventurous archaeologist, Indiana Jones! What's that? This time he gets nuked in a fridge, chased by giant ants, and then in the end it turns out to be aliens the whole time? Huh. Ok, I guess. Here's Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.