The stage is set and the confessions spotlight is on, and this week's tales are funnier and more outrageous than ever. Get ready for exam rallying, sister pranks, sickly scouts and bets as a new generation of sinners seek redemption with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective!

This week features Andy who ended up collaborating with 140 other students during an exam, Drucilla who told her sister she would be dead by 6pm, Joe and how his journey home from Scouts shocked two unexpecting victims and Lady Jane and her betting syndicate and illicit use of choir robes to hide contraband.

Meanwhile the Not For Broadcast Section features some pee. There's also talk of liberal arts, Huey Lewis and the News and vomit noises.

Be prepared for laughs, gasps and some very sickly sinners.