This is hysterical.

1. Spitting on people is gross.

2. You spit on a dude. You didn't kill anyone.

3. You clearly didn't write this lengthy message.

I love fake apologies.

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USA Today has a piece about the "real story" of why Lizzo lost weight.

Ummm, I don't know...she didn't want to be fat anymore?

Also, I'd like to point out that fat celebs who peddle the idea of body positivity, only to buy their way to weight loss, are worse than the skinny Victoria Secret models.

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I've never felt greater shame than the shame I felt Friday afternoon when I pissed my pants...in the car..

Here's the story.

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I have no issue with Shedeur. I think he's a likable guy.

He sort of has a doofy look about him. But, overall, I don't mind him.

My issue is his fans. His fans are the Swifties of the NFL.

You aren't allowed to be even remotely critical or you will be deemed a racist.

His fans, much like Swifties, have zero ability to engage in civil discourse.

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Is it possible that only one time can win this thing?

As it stands, if the Rams don't win it all, it will go down as one of the great failures ever.

Who is really even close to the Rams?

Can anyone in the AFC win it?

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The Eagles allowed the Cowboys to put together their largest comeback in franchise history. That's something.

Do we think AJ Brown was fine with the loss because he got his?

Speaking of AJ, he's proof that if you complain enough, you can get what you want.

Once again, Jalen Hurts continues to be a great enigma. He may be the greatest enigma in NFL history.

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This is a segment from the radio show.

I want to share it for multiple reasons.

First off, some of you may not listen and I want you to download that show as well.

Second, I thought it was good and interesting.

Why is Outkick sending a "reporter" to a high school girls volleyball game? It's weird.

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Let's look at my favorite prop bets for this weekend.

What will Shedeur do?

Will the Eagles offense get it going?

Will Travis Kelce stay hot?

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Let's take a look at the weekends games.

We've got spreads and outright winners.

This is a big weekend for Kansas City and Indy.

Can Shedeur pull the upset?

Are the Eagles ripe for an upset?

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I get that Davis Mills is playing well. But, there is no Texans QB controversy.

We've got DeMeco Ryans reaction to the question about that topic.

That said, could a controversy be brewing?

Let's discuss.

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