Are there any teams that are exciting and on the rise?

Are the Eagles just the same as always?

Does Jayden Daniels suck?

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Now that week 1 is in the books, lets look at the games and make ridiculous statements...

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I'm irrationally annoyed by celebrities who are friends.

I get these people don't live in the real world. But, these people that all jerk each other off are annoying.

Also, if you attended the Kelce/Swift wedding, you are not a real human and I don't care about anything you have to say.

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Once again, I ask this question...what does Pat McAfee actually mean to the bottom line at ESPN?

I don't ask that to be an asshole. I ask because I'd legit like to know.

The guy is everywhere.

My other question: Has Pat McAfee ever offered any insight that you remember?

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The Texans should still win the South..because it sucks.

Poor Deshaun Watson...

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First off, teams like the Lions and Texans cannot feel good about where they stand today.

Second, Justin Herbert has been destroyed by Madison Beer.

Look, I don't blame him. But, he's clearly wrecked.

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Let's discuss the intent of the Quarterback.

Speaking of the Saints, I'm actually proud of the way they played and I'm excited for next week.

Did they make the right call going for 2? I think the answer is obvious.

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The other day I was out at a bar, pregaming for a rock and roll concert when I got a text that was very strange.

This person who seemingly likes the show was just shitting on me and saying some bizarre things.

That's a weird way to approach someone who you enjoy.

Also, we all love Sydney Sweeney.

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I was reading some story about Carrie Underwood singing the Sunday Night Football song.

She says its more of a rock version now.

Let's listen and break this down.

Speaking of Carrie Underwood, I got a complaint email from some lady who was upset I said that Carrie Underwood will eventually get traded in for a newer model.

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Did anyone have a stranger weekend than Deshaun Watson?

It looked like he was trying to get himself run out of Cleveland.

They responded by giving him the starting QB job...

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