Noah and Mr. and Mrs. ThinkSoJoe welcome The Plainsman of Well Worn Boot. This interview was so amazingly epic, we can only offer some snippets of direct quotes from the man himself:
"This is the cock lounge baby! And I am happy to be living inside of the cock lounge here on All WNY Radio BABY!!"
"The last time we came in here, they got completely lost in our sex!"
On Well Worn Boot: "A band made up of cowboys and people that are kinda like cowboys. We got a horse, we got a dude that wears a sack on his head, and we got a fat baby who plays a bass that kinda looks like a circus clown...he's sorta like the sideshow dickhead or something like that. Someone you'd find on a fuckin' bus somewhere."
On members of WWB departing: "I sat down and I cried for like 3 weeks straight baby, but I'm totally fuckin' over it."
"I don't give a flying fuck about any of that. I got this cactus and pirate outfit! I'm going on tour with 12 parrots playing mariachi music baby. The new WWB is just 14 fucking parrots they're backing me up, they're playing mariachi music, and I'm singing in fucking Spanish the WHOLE TIME!!!"
"The future of WWB is 14 parrots playing mariachi music, and me talking in f-ing SPANISH BABY!"
"Originally I was just going to replace those two dickheads with a Sea Lion and fucking guy dressed up as Johnny Depp. But I realized that Johnny Depp is in fact a complete dickhead as well."
The Plainsman also revealed his new band will be called the Scissor Sisters, who are about to embark on a Nationwide tour culminating in Sturgis, among numerous other magical discussions.