Jamie and Ben discuss Labor Day weekend plans, 2020 COVID hairstyles, and mythical creatures.

We cringe at social media failures, Ben shares 5 star reviews of the classiest fast food joints, and as always we struggle through ridiculous scenarios that hopefully never happen.

Someone nearly peed themselves this episode and it wasn't Arlo, we commiserate over the worst phrases known to man and Ben pretends he doesn't like Sunday Funday.

Let's talk about ugly sexy celebs, the University of Phoenix, and who will narrate our sex life.

We recap our busy July, discuss our comfort level with cannibalism, explore ghost sex before "Dr." Stella Immanuel made it trendy, and debate the socioeconomic implications of cable in the 90s.

We announce the winner of our first contest and it's a GREAT one! We also continue testing the limits of our moms' love and explore several age old (according to Ben) questions.

Jamie drastically misunderstands a dick question and Ben commits to a life without socks.

DUCK FIGHT!!

Ben gives Jamie a giggle fit and nearly shuts down episode 2.