A grooming task in prepartion for happy hour leads Allen to touch on several random topics including a weird fantasy involving blue jeans and the struggle someone in the closet can have especially when dealing with a breakup.

A close-up experience with the mohawk man at the grocery store leads to Allen's discussion on the rules of attraction.

A new anti-gay ordinance in Murfreesboro, Tennessee kicks off Allen's soapbox rant this week leading into a discussion about sexuality and why it isn't a choice.

Very different from the usual podcast episode, Allen presents a dark, satirical comedy that examines the "joys" of shopping on Black Friday and the spirit of the holiday season as seen through the eyes of a gay man.

Allen finally discusses the topic he has most dreaded and provides the reasons the very thought of it makes him nauseous. The topic? L-O-V-E.

Feeling guilty over the shortened episode, Allen offers an additional mini-sode for your listening pleasure.  Allen recalls a bizarre incident with a jock strap and the horrors of hangovers along with his opinion of the TV competition show Dragula.

A major technical issue results in a mini-episode that is more like a stand-up routine. Allen ponders No Shave November, Daylight Saving Time and other random craziness.

Dinner with friends inspires Allen to climb back up on the soapbox to talk about the treatment of older gay men. A server's tight Spiderman costume causes a commotion, and Allen provides an update on the mohawk man at the grocery store before he segues into a discussion of female popstars and his personal gay icon Debbie Harry of Blondie.

A complaint about a fellow nerd leads to a discussion about adventures of the sexual kind that Allen has experienced in a certain nightclub men's room. Allen reflects on the consequences of being a bad boy.

For the last of the Halloween episodes Allen shares a terrifying paranormal experience that he has kept secret from most people.