We back on a Monday - we hit on Rebel Wilson's weight loss reveal, Alley's kids need to stop apologizing too much - and 7 things we should NEVER apologize for, The ultimate online sale day has a trifecta of retailers competing for your dollars, Perez Hilton is on one with some JUICE, When did you realize you were becoming your parents, What happens when other people's kids are behaving badly in public - Riggs needs to know, and America is split on Halloween candy - chocolate or non-chocolate - choose your side and enjoy today's show without music or commercials. 

FRI YAY!!  We made it through a week and its freaking OCTOBER!?  Whoaa.  So today, we discussed the birth of Nicki Minaj's new baby - Riggs saved a life and thinks he deserves a Nobel Prize, President Trump and First Lady Melania both tested positive for COVID-19, Alley fell asleep on the freaking PHONE, Dr. Dre's and his ex-wife divorce drama heats up, We discussed the FIRST movie you saw that scared you, and Alley gave us a recap / teaser for the Netflix show "Cobra Kai".  Enjoy it all without music or commercials! 

Two for Tuesday - National Coffee Day (which is every day for many people).  Demi Lovato's breakup gets messier, Riggs was followed into the workplace by a strange vehicle, A kindergarten teacher was fired for his appearance, Alley is having trouble navigating the online and in person dating world - masks don't let us see your face and FISH PICS are ruining men's dating profiles, Riggs needs help with religion for his School reserach project (yes, he's really back in school), and Alley needs help hiding presents from the humans that inhabit her house - where do you hide  your gifts?  Enjoy it all free from music or commercials.  Just us.  you're welcome. 

Monday Funday?  It's a thing now.  It's National Neighbor Day...more on that in a minute, but today we recapped Demi Lovato's awkward af break up gets weirder, Alley felt like a kid after her first week back at work, A man had a heart attack BEFORE he ate at a Taco Bell - and the T Bell saved his life, in honor of NATIONAL NEIGHBOR DAY  - we want to hear about your best and WORST neighbors, raising your blood pressure while shopping for a blood pressure machine is ironic, Pumpkin Spice is going to another all time horrifying level, and Riggs found a clip from Mariah Carey's 90's ALTERNATIVE ROCK album - it sounded NOTHING like her and you have to hear it.  Hear the whole show on demand without music or commercials - right meow! 

FRI - YAY!!  Let's do this.  Demi Lovato is single again and out of a TOXIC relationship, You are on camera ALL DAMN DAY, Pandemic friendly fall activities, Lebron James' son in hot water for a video, Riggs & Alley are adulting so hard by refinancing their mortgages, Where are you and WHAT ARE YOU DOING, Riggs is setting boundaries with his screen time, a woman in Alabama had the worst day EVER, and Alley locked herself out of the office...It's all here without music or commercials! Enjoy your weekend, ya filthy animal.