Alley reads a message she got on Dumpster Fire Dating and it triggers everyone. DZ gives advice to a woman who feels like her best friend is too clingy. Is Lindsay a jerk for showing up 40 minutes late? There’s more to the story so you’ll have to judge for yourself. And you won’t believe who shut down the freeway and ended up on the local news. Enjoy the show!

Alley isn't sure she made the right decision about getting her son braces. DZ needs more help dealing with his PTSD. A woman asks if she's a jerk for lying to her husband about working from home. DZ gives advice to a woman who misses her ex and wants to reach out.

Alley and DZ welcome their first guest for Black History Month, Willow Newell, who was named the 1st black Miss America Wisconsin and she didn't disappoint. They talk about where they go during their lunch break after Alley busted Ed the IT guy in his car during his lunch break. DZ helps out a woman who feels like her inlaws don't make an effort to see her kids enough. A man wants to know if he's the jerk for skipping his sisters second wedding.

Alley learned something new at therapy and couldn't wait to share so she has a mini session with DZ to try and help him process his recent trauma. DZ gives advice to Christine, who calls in to ask him if she should tell her husband she's throwing him a suprise birthday party. Am I the jerk triggers everyones childhood trauma over valentines in school. Alley calls out Ed the IT guy after she busted him doing something in the parking lot the day before.

Alley asks DZ why he kept a secret from her and he's completely caught off guard. Everyone gets uncomfortable on Am I the Jerk when a woman asks if it's ok to tell her husband he's gaining weight. DZ gives advice after someone he knows decided to plan a girls weekend and forgot she planned it during her boyfriends birthday.