There's a major civil war happening at the grocery stores in Riggs' world. Why does one have paper bags with handles while the other doesn't?!

No one is exactly sure if the purpose of this Missed Connection was for booty or a friend to help someone move. What do you think it's about?

SO MUCH awesome stuff happened on Riggs & Alley this morning. Luckily, you can now listen to ALL OF IT without having to hear music or commercials.

Why was Riggs interacting with the FIRE DEPARTMENT at MIDNIGHT?!?! Well....listen here and you'll get the details!

It's that moment when you're at a special work event with clients and Gibbons has a huge stain on his shirt. HELL TO THE NAWH!!!!!

Help this hot mama find her drummer boy! This Missed Connection might end in love!

Major announcement alert! Gibbons' girlfriend's 6-year-old is joining The Girl Scouts. Alley, a former Girl Scout herself, had lots of advice to give!

Riggs found a long-lost pair of shoes, Alley's jeans are too big for her...again, and Gibbons got extra holes punched into his Customer Appreciation Card at Marco's Pizza. GOOD NEWS!!!!

Did Alley's totally crazy day have a happy ending? I mean, after dealing with a sick kid, running her other kid around, and getting stuck at the stupid train, we can only hope! Listen to find out what happened!

He sees you when you're sleeping, knows when you're awake, and was on Chris's mind as he tried to give Gibbons The Great a loss this morning. Do YOU know who the person is?!