Riggs wept while watching This Is Us, Alley's kids were SO well-behaved that they got a special prize, and Gibbons had the best dessert ever last night. GOOD NEWS!

Alley recently downloaded the cash-sharing Venmo app and is now OBSESSED because she can see cash interactions between her friends. GREAT people watching.

Which legendary stand-up comedian was on Kayla's mind as she tried to give Gibbons The Great a big loss!? It's the creator of the 7 Words You Can't Say.

Do yourself a favor. DON'T search for "Red Wings" on Urban Dictionary. Riggs mentioned that phrase this morning and everyone had the same reaction: HELL TO THE NAWH!!

You guys!!! Intern Off-Mic has been feeling ill lately, specifically in the morning. Might she be pregnant? Riggs & Alley had her take a pregnancy test to find out!!!

These two people belong together. Why, you ask? Because they were both hungover and ran into each other in a Chick-Fil-A parking lot....on a SUNDAY!!!

Gibbons The Great has actually met the pop star who was on Shawna's mind this morning...but was he able to guess who it was?!?!

We've all been lied to!!!! Restaurant menus are filthy liars. How they be BONELESS CHICKEN WINGS if they come from a different part of the chicken?! And WTF are Meatless Meatballs? Stop misinforming us, restaurant menus!

The drama never ends with Gibbons. He's only been living with his girlfriend and her two daughters for a few days and there's ALREADY a potential neighbor war on the horizon.

I'm not sure you'd call them "highlights" but today's HELL TO THE NAWH featured a bunch of kids with bathroom-related issues.