DZ got kidnapped and Alley went on a date with a guy from her past. And that's just part of the show. Dumpster Fire Dating returns and Alley fills DZ in on her date last night. DZ shares the story of when he was kidnapped as a baby. A woman asks if she’s the jerk for refusing to pick up her kids. DZ helps out a man who is at a crossroads in his life. They discuss the big drink mix up that affected residents of Wisconsin.

Alley is torn between two men and asks for advice from DZ. What's something you joked about as a kid that became real? That's the question of the day. Alley's son made need braces and it turned into a big discussion. DZ gets cleared to do something very exciting at his doctor appointment. A woman asks if she's the jerk for telling a cashier the girl in front of her was using someone else's card.

Alley and DZ start the show by sharing their first love stories and Alley shares a new one her son had that is VERY CUTE. DZ helps out a parent who isn’t sure if they should charge their kid rent. A man asks if he’s the jerk for throwing out the chicken his wife bought. Alley’s son joins the show to explain why he won’t eat the food she bought. And a special appearance by Ed the IT guy about a work problem leads to a discussion about when nature tried to take over your space.

Alley needed help after she had a problem driving to work. DZ helps a man who is torn between two jobs. A woman asks if shes the jerk for being mad her friend outdressed her on her birthday. Alley and DZ try a new form of therapy on the air and they even invite their coworkers in the studio to test it. A local woman broke a world record, so they try to break HER record.

Alley had a long conversation with the mom of a Green Bay Packer and she told the whole story. DZ asked for help because he is fed up with something that has been happening at work. A woman asks if her husband is the jerk for intentionally waking her up during a roadtrip. How long have you grown your hair? DZ explains why everyone should grow their hair out once. Alley's son let perfectly good food go to waste and the reason will have you shaking your head. Enjoy the show!