Alley’s birthday kicked off with her in tears but it all makes sense when you hear why and what happened before she got to work. DZ asks if he’s the jerk for not giving up his seat to a woman. Alley shares a cringe worthy story about an ex who gave her a recycled gift. They talk about lucky numbers and what it means if you don’t have one. And DZ shares a gas station story where he accidentally stole gas. Enjoy the show!

Alley and DZ had a spontaneous double date with his wife and the new guy Alley has been seeing. How did it go and what did DZ and Erin think about him? DZ asks for help after his dad called him and gave him advice he didn’t ask for. A woman asks if she’s a jerk for stealing her coworkers' candle and they discuss the things that drive them crazy about their kids.

Dumpster Fire Dating is back and Alley was suprised by the phone call she received from Orphan Boy. DZ helps out a woman who wants to get intimate for the first time at 26 and doesn't want to tell the guy she's inexperienced. Alley's son Hudson calls in for Am I the jerk and he was shocked to find out someone stole from him. They discuss their laundry day outfits and then a special guest drops by the studio to say hi.

Alley went on a first date and was in tears within the first ten minutes. DZ has a big life update on his surgery and one of his kids. A woman asks if she's the jerk for making her husband plan Mother's Day and DZ helps out a man who creeped out the girl he's dating.

Alley is having regrets over something that happened at dinner and asks if she did the right thing. DZ is having a bad day so they discuss ways to make yourself feel better on the Question of the Day. A woman asks for advice dealing with the one in the friend group who can’t control their drinking and always ruins it for everyone. Alley and DZ start a fight over which Wisconsin city they should visit for the 4th of July and a woman asks if she’s the jerk for lying to her employer about graduating.