Almost a Joke

In this week's uniquely absurd episode, we learn way too much about:

* What Dan Benjamin does alone in the closet

* How to play "Speak Canadian"

* What EVERY Summer Movie was like in the 1990s

* Dan & Merlin Mann in high school

* What ONLY book on the Internet is

* And what every Aquabats song sounds like

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In this week's provocative & enlightening episode, we learn about:

* The Secret Posh meaning of the word “Ears”

* How to become Batman

* Why Batman has a glass dome

* The Magic of Editing (and made-up sentences)

* The time Harrison washed a cat

* What happens to cats after they have sex

* And the Monster of Mexico

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In this week's bizarrely-inexplicable episode, we learn:

* What to do if you see George Clooney

* That Harrison really can read minds (sometimes)

* About Life BEFORE the internet

* Why the Oreo Limit is important

* Why Johnny Bravo is not all that bad

* A bit more about Monkey Money HD

* Why Sean Connery should be in every video game

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In what is probably the smoothest episode yet, we learn way too much about:

* The hardest "break" Harrison has ever taken

* How much Harrison loves SquareSpace...

* The Most Annoying thing a website can do

* The Grand Importance of Bob Sheets

* Why we can't go to Pankot Palace

* The 1st "Bowls and Spoons" Session

* What Bieber, Carter, & Jonathan Frakes have in common

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In this most story-oriented episode yet, we learn about:

* Harrison's famous $17 chair

* What's underneath the skin of the show

* Why the Titanic had 4 smoke stacks

* Why Eugene Burger is the scariest magician

* The secret behind Medieval Lion Dealers

* When Harrison met Buffy & Willow

* And what happens when you combine magic & romance

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In this episode, we learn way to much about:

* What happens if you do magic for 20 years

* Why you shouldn't capitalize EVERYTHING

* The best way to teach kids how frogs work

* Multitasking Tips & What goes together

* The Dangers of Magic Mushrooms

* The "OW, Stop!" song

* And the first funny bone incident in a podcast. Ever.

Also, apologies for the parts of this episode that have the sound of a fan in the background. Harrison was hot, and you don't want to see him when he's sweating.

You just don't. Anyway, Share & Enjoy!

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In this most bizarre episode yet, we discover the meaning of cows, the secrets of time travel, and more. Episode number 9, number 9, number 9, covers:

* Why we really have Cows

* What happens if you meet yourself in the past

* How "The Boy Sits in the Black Chair"

* Karl Van Hœt's surprising voice password

* The hidden danger of boomerangs

* The most realistic characters on Television

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At just under 10 minutes, this week's episode comes in at the shortest yet. This length was an experiment, and we expect future episodes to be longer. Still, the jokes come in fast and furious, and there are some classic moments. So buckle your seat belts and get ready for:

* How Harrison takes any conversion back to magic

* Why Middle School is only 3 years

* What people really do in Study Hall

* What a "city of the DEAD" is like

* And, inexplicably, a rocket launch

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This week's episode features the return of the best Disney-like villain ever, as well as some startling revelations about Harrison's bizarrely hilarious lifestyle.

In this episode, we discuss:

* Why Harrison has a perfume sampler in the studio

* The Thing with Cream Soda

* Harrison's Shower Problem

* Why Magicians should have a TINY instrument

* The final part of the F Bus story

* What you can find in National Geographic's archives

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This week's episode features the introduction of the best Disney-like villain ever — yet another tool that we use in our continuing mission to make you laugh until you cry and perhaps teach you something new along the way. We're here to help you.

In this episode, we discuss:

* What Every Disney Villain should be

* Unspeakable things Kids do with Chocolate Deodorant

* Toenail Blackmail

* Breaking the 50th barrier

* How Carlos Slim made his billions

* How not to give your power away to money

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