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- Episode 22 - Beaver Town & Double Parking
We’re dressed, ready and on a mezzanine level to bring you another episode of the podcast.
In this episode Liquid Gold returns, we discuss if beers were celebrities, visiting beaver town, weapons for league players, garden drinks, our daily routine, people watching Olympics, party ties, Trust The Pod segment is back with a new jingle, how to hold your drinks, skipping phone queues, a rough ride with Vodafone. ENJOY!
Follow us on the gram & tiktok @almosteverythingpodcastCheck out our twitter for updates & spontaneous tweets @ALMOSTEPODCASTOr flick us a genuine dilemma via email to [email protected]39 min - Episode 21 - Sex Dolls & Treadmill Orgasms
Coming to you LIVE on the front lines of coronavirus lockdown! A podcast first for us as we debut a supplementary video for the ep on YouTube. In this episode we cover, chucking Easter in the background, ghost titties, the podcast TikTok, Tim’s Pringle diet, possum invasion, social distancing beard, if coronavirus was a party, the nightclub supermarket, England’s lockdown weather, people who exercise in casual clothes, wine teeth, blowup sex dolls, getting so angry that you pop a stiffy, treadmill orgasms and George Pell getting off. ENJOY!
Follow us on the gram & tiktok @almosteverythingpodcastOr flick us a genuine dilemma via email to [email protected]59 min - Episode 20 - Childhood Crushes & Fiat Pics
We're back face to face in the studio!! We hope your speakers have recovered and are ready to be re-broken. In this ep we discuss Apple in the UK, artistic people movers, the specs of Lew's whip, identifying as a calculator, roundabouts in England, fiat pics, Aussie artists, the "hemitudial" ditch, Madonna - the thottier Marilyn Monroe, shushing a baby, kid-free cafes, inconvenience-free zones, Tim goes on a tangent and childhood crushes. ENJOY!
Follow us on the gram @almosteverythingpodcastOr flick us a genuine dilemma via email to [email protected]40 min - Episode 19 - Fully Lubricated in England!
We’re back and fully lubricated! We’re in the same room, we’ve popped a strepsil and our vocal cords are clear for podding.
In this episode we discuss Tim’s big suprise for Lewis, our week in England together, Tim gets a passport in 2 days, a postman with tourrets, in a director’s box, a free tie & scarf, in a penthouse with a royal family member, napping on a toilet seat, Tim’s rally, Tim gets kicked out of a club, noticeable hills, 400 year old soup, pleading ignorance, riff raffs with the nik naks, breaking speakers worldwide, Lewis’s terrible geography, our first gay bar experience, parental instincts, Lewis’s big news! And “a fog fuck of a day”.
Follow us on the gram @almosteverythingpodcastOr flick us a genuine dilemma via email to [email protected]37 min - Episode 18 - Season 2 Premiere: Splash Back & Nude BeachesThanks to Steve jobs and the power of the interwebs Tim and Lewis are back coming to you live from FaceTime!We talk about the ‘pretty’ free country of England and their diet, Black Friday sales, açai bowls, the 6 brass strings and a PlayStation controller to pass the time, peeing on a fence, charities getting your bank details, mobility store throwback, new segment: Trust The Podcast, how to eliminate splash back, warning of the triangle of death, a nude beach life hack, “if you don’t like old people don’t go to public pools”, tims extra disposable cash, Audi dreams, the car situation in England, the big Aldo stitch up, Billy...the best dog ever and breaking speakers once again!Follow us on the gram @almosteverythingpodcastOr flick us a genuine dilemma via email to [email protected]1 hr 3 min
- Episode 17 - Season 1 Finale!
Yes you read it correctly... season 1 of the Almost Everything Podcast comes to an end. But we're not going out quietly! In this episode we discuss our plans for season 2, an old lady gets a face full of grass, we debut some asmr with toast, producer grizzy joins us in the studio, Deanna the spam follower, and we take a trip down memory lane of what has been the best year of our lives so far... We hope you enjoy!!
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45 min - Episode 16 - Viagra... Rock SolidWe’re outside, on the beach and under the stars for this one...until we gave way to the winter weather.In this episode anti social Lew takes place and we talk about, pretending to be in rock bands, band name: viagra... slogan: rock solid, wind free zones, tax write offs, tea in winter, demolishing 2 pizzas alone, winter rigs, tim’s on the soy milk, mezzanine level of spirituality, chilling in the boot, cleansing the colon, nutty flavours, DIY colonic set, McDick n Balls, our cozy fashion, shoe tapping, mi casa shoe casa, who's the older soul?? and a special deal if you see us in the flesh!OPTION 1: a hug or cuddle.OPTION 2: proof of subscription and receive the rest of our drink.
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39 min - Episode 15 - Camel Nips & Deaf Threats
We're back with a boom! In this episode we are cracking open a cold one in the bro robes on mothers day, name a better combo...we'll wait. We discuss death threats from a deaf lady, old men in Hawaiian shirts wearing Birkenstocks, grown men with shopping trolleys, balls under the table, getting bored with people when drunk and a NEW SEGMENT: jobenile questions with Jobe - do camels have nipples?
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We're in the original studio for this one! In this episode we tell the story of how we (Tim) got jumped by junkies, getting kicked in the lumbar spine, putting a verb to things, the ongoing demand for us to create business advertisements, all you can eat wings, Tim's terrible lip incident, listening to Marvin Gaye on record and of course a bit of feedback.
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26 min - Episode 13 - Are bunions getting in the way of your sex life?
Boy oh boy did we have fun with this one. In this episode we release the radio advertisement for Scooters & Mobility, talk about our thrift shop endeavours, give an informative lesson on how to tell if she's into you/single, and we reach a peaceful state of zen. Hope you all ENJOY!
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Just a few mediocre men with important opinions and interesting stories to tell.