Almost Famous

Alex did some improv in the dark and got discriminated against at the movies while Caitlin got into Zootopia discourse and has a crush on her dentist. Other topics are two piping hot Florida Man stories about The Hot Dog Hooker as well as another felonious sexually frustrated woman who is on a tight budget, and Gwyneth Paltrow's outrageously expensive smoothie. 

Caitlin grapples with questions of existence as a nanny, but finds no answers. This week's topics are The Oscars, Sam Smith, the heated Presidential race, a significant follow up to a previous Florida Man story, and another Benedict Cumberbatch confection. 

Primary season is reaching a fever pitch and Caitlin is feeling the tragedy of Jeb Bush dropping out of the presidential race. Our two big stories come from the UK this week, one featuring a man who changed his name to something kinda whacky and another about a new aviation-centric reality tv show hitting the airwaves this week. Plus, only hours after the episode drops, we'll finally know whether or not Leo got that Oscar gold. 

Caitlin recounts her graduation show from Feminine Comique, which of course was complicated by her mother. And then ding dong, Scalia's dead, honey! Other topics include an all too familiar mini Florida Man story, the reignited Kanye vs. Taylor feud, and McDonald's auctioning off their Special Sauce which is literally just Thousand Island Dressing and pickle juice. Caitlin's set is over on the website so go check it out and validate her!

This week, Alex explains why freedom isn't free and Caitlin recounts her trials and tribulations at the Mac Store. Pop culture topics include ‪Leonardo DiCaprio's Serbian back up Oscar, another classic alligator themed ‪Florida Man, and ‪Gwyneth Paltrow's fancy new club.

Not a lot is going on with Alex and Caitlin, but boy is there a ton of drama this week. We have TWO feuds (now with Feud Theme Music), an Old Man Yells At Cloud about One Million Moms and Olive Garden, a Florida Man who chose porn over life, and a strange man-seeking-woman Craigslist ad. But in the end, Wiz wears cool pants. 

Caitlin became an Old Man Yells At Cloud at the movie theater but it didn't matter in the end because "Carol" changed her life. Topics this week include a Go Fund Yourself about a powerball loser, a new fangled invention called a Guy-Fi booth, and a Zac Efron edition of Your Fave Is Problematic. FYI: There were a few sound issues this week but for the most part, they're not terrible. 

Alex and Caitlin have finally joined us in the new year, keeping things on brand as Alex once again is confronted with a Harry Potter character comparison and Caitlin is besotted with another balding television personality almost twice her age. Topics include Sean Penn's interview with El Chapo, a Go Fund Yourself about Flat Earth truther Tila Tequila, and the attorneys from Making A Murderer. On a sadder note, condolences go out to the friends and family of Amy Regan, a college friend of Caitlin's who sadly passed away earlier this month. She was a talented singer/songwriter and her song "Wise Love" is featured at the end of the episode. 

Caitlin and another notable critic weigh in on Star Wars after she finally sobers up from her flight back to Chicago. Other topics include: Steve Harvey's Miss Universe mishap and an erotic novel about Republican presidential hopeful Ted Cruz. Thanks for sticking around through the long wait and happy 2016!

Caitlin and Alex weigh in on the biggest news stories at the moment: Star Wars and politics. Topics include Donald Trump, a girl who is very attached to a Justin Bieber cardboard cutout, and two Florida Men with their own unique sexual proclivities. Then Caitlin finishes out the episode with a kink shaming rendition of "Santa Baby" just in time for Christmas.