Almost Prepared

Almost Prepared

By Jamie Balogun and Victoria ZahacyNewsEntertainment News
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Almost Prepared episodes

  • A third nipple and the city that rhymes with fun!

    Daylight savings time is back, and Victoria is NOT a fan! We recap Halloween and Jamie's crazy work schedule. We countdown the top 10 worst places to retire in Canada. Do you think pet leave should be a thing in Canada? We go over signs that your partner might be micro-cheating. A croissant has citizens in Poland nervous, the dictionary's word of the year has arrived, and we're both overly excited for our upcoming vacations!

    34 min
  • A tree shrew and a big big boy!

    This week, we go over our Thanksgiving holidays, the cost of groceries has really affected our weekly lists and have you ever eaten spinach soaked in vinegar?!?! We count down the list of the most romantic cities in Canada and Victoria is NOT impressed. Having a sister is good for your well being, and we go over the top songs people want to listen to on their death bed! Plus if you like to fart, well you must be in a happy, healthy relationship!

    34 min
  • Y2K nostalgia and a new pair of boobs!

    It's officially October, so how much candy have you eaten? Harvest season is almost done and Victoria is ecstatic, and Jamie gives updates from his trip to Toronto. We take Dr. Phil's quiz to see how well you really know your partner! If you could go back in time and change something in your life, would you? The Bank of Canada might be holding onto some of your money. Jell-O is bringing back the nostalgia with their new product, and what are Victoria's kids dressing up as for Halloween?

    34 min
  • Au revoir and a Spanish prankster!

    Jamie celebrated his birthday and gives a full recap of that, while the Zahacy household is going through harvest season. We got over what we saw from the VMA's and is Victoria pregnant again? There's a new security measures coming to grocery stores, a new business idea if you're getting cold feet, and the top 10 things recommended to put into your cereal!

    31 min
  • Birthday tour and a gravy wrestling championship!

    It's the beginning of September and the windup of summer! This week, we chat about Victoria's basement flooding and her FB marketplace obsession and a very special birthday coming up! Victoria gets quizzed on questions from K-12 to see what grades she would graduate. We have the top 5 phrases to say in your relationship to make it stronger, and situations where you can battle tipping fatigue! Plus a new cereal collab is coming out, and Jamie isn't having any of it!

    34 min
  • Stitch skills and farting on a cupcake!

    Jamie accepts his dose of criticism and humble pie, while Victoria's husband Garrett had an interesting repair. We go over the top jobs kids wanted back in the day vs what they want to do now. What would someone from the 90s be most surprised by if they woke up in 2024? American Idol is still on the air, and has a new judge! This week, Victoria doesn't believe the fake news OR a random fact. If you're a big Swiftie, there's a new cruise just for you, raw-dogging is taking over planes and paying by tap has officially gotten out of control!

    34 min
  • A summer Christmas and not that kind of gay!

    We're back back back again with another summer episode! We go over our August long weekend plans, how much Jamie spent at IKEA and how many weddings Victoria has gone to! The 2024 Olympics are over and we chat about some of our favorite viral moments. We countdown the top things that the average couple does but you DON'T do, and the biggest dating deal breakers of 2024! Victoria is in utter disbelief over this fake news, McDonald's has a new summer treat, and Jamie might have to revoke his gay card for this décor blunder!

    41 min
  • A nude cruise and the summer of Victoria!

    Oh hi, did you miss us?! We catch up on everything that's gone down in the last month, including all 4 weddings Victoria has gone to, and Jamie's busy work weeks! Costco has increased their membership prices for the first time since 2017, and people aren't happy about it! Growing up, what is something that your friends had that made you think they were rich? What do you think the average age is NOW to move out? And how well do we know your partner?! We play a little game to find out!

    32 min
  • A thiccccc kid and a vegan deal!

    How well do you handle criticism? Apparently, we're not great at it... Celine celebrated her 1st birthday, Jamie's mom has an interesting request for her birthday, and Victoria gave her father in law an amazing gift for his birthday! We recap Father's Day and go over the top gifts fathers want and the one gift they DON'T want. If you could go see anyone in concert, dead or alive, who would you see?! We go over hotel etiquette and what's acceptable or not. A new kid's camp is technically providing child labor and what gives you anxiety on a regular basis?

    34 min
  • Kitkat-chup and a fruity dump!

    We start off the show talking about something unique that turns you on! Victoria has discovered Temu and is going wild, we chat about our summer plans! There's a new dating trend for the year, and we are NOT having any of it. We countdown the top 10 smells that people say they love, but we secretly hate! A new food trend has taken over the internet, and you're not going to like it. We have a celebrity infused fake news, a story about a family's cruise that has Victoria RATTLED, and do you have a hard time apologizing?

    32 min

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Take two friends, who live two VERY different lives, put them in front of a microphone and let the magic begin!! Jamie and Victoria chat about their relationships, friends, family and all the drama…

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