Almost Prepared

Almost Prepared

By Jamie Balogun and Victoria ZahacyNewsEntertainment News
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Almost Prepared episodes

  • Free the cheeks and rat snacking!

    We're almost done January, how're you handling the deep freeze?! Jamie poses an interesting scenario and Victoria has a couple things to get off her chest! Do you like being naked around the house? 29% of people say they like to work from home naked. Who would you want to go see at a Las Vegas residency. We countdown the 10 dumbest reasons people called 911 in 2023 and are you participating in dry January?

    29 min
  • Slay all day and an exploding toilet!

    Happy New Year, welcome to 2024! What's 3 words you'd use to describe your holidays? We both recap our Christmases and season and


    A UK grandma has gone viral for charging her family for Christmas dinner. A new club has popped up that is PERFECT for millennials! We go over the list of words that should be banned for 2024 and the 3 times a dentist says you shouldn't brush your teeth. A guy from Florida was put in a really shitty situation, and did you make any New Years resolution?

    32 min
  • The dutchie and employee of the year!

    It's almost Christmas time, and Victoria STILL hasn't gotten a gift for her husband! Jamie started his Christmas shopping early this year and will never do it again. It's our last show of the year and we go over what we've learned about ourselves. Tim Horton's is bringing back an old favorite and some other menu items. If you're a sports fan, Subway is running a new contest that could interest you. And PLEASE tell Victoria to get a gift for her husband! See you in 2024!

    32 min
  • Ghostlighting and Pepperoni Caprini!

    Christmas is only days away, and Garrett has done something that has bothered Victoria! Both our families are doing secret Santa and it seems Garrett and Kyle are making an impression on our listeners! If a product you LOVE to by goes up in price significantly, would you still buy it? What's on your Christmas list this year? We countdown some of Google's year end searches for 2023. Another new dating term has turned up and it's even worse than you can imagine. And do you agree with People magazine's sexiest man of the year?

    32 min
  • Beige flags and manure shot in the eye!

    Victoria is back from vacation and her family was welcomed home with an interesting surprise & Jamie is on the job hunt again! Have you ever watched a TV behind your partner's back? We chat all about beige flags and what our partner's flags are. Slow dumping is the new dating term going around. We bring back the Florida edition of fake news, a perfect job for you if you're a Swiftie and have you started your Christmas shopping yet?! Only 17 more days left.

    31 min
  • Fossilized dinosaur poo and too much Christmas!

    Jamie is RATTLED about something a listener said! Christmas is in full swing in the Zahacy household and you won't believe what her husband said to her while they were in Edmonton! We ask our spouses a very honest question, and we don't like the answers. Do you think kids should be paid for doing chores? With holiday season fast approaching, Victoria counts down the list of things to avoid doing at holiday parties. Victoria doesn't believe fake news this week and what's the oldest thing in your refrigerator?!

    33 min
  • Cup of pee and a smash cake!

    Victoria is heading to Edmonton for a bit with the family, and we're fully into Christmas mode. Taylor Swift is coming back to Canada and we're hoping to get tickets. What's one thing you learned as you get older? We go over the top Canadian stereotypes that people are sick of. Watching certain horror movies can help you lose weight! Fake news this week could spark a new reality show, you're not gonna believe what this guy drank from Chick-Fil-A and if your partner does something embarrassing, do you tell them?!

    30 min
  • Molasses kisses and the Grinch who stole Halloween!

    Happy Halloween! We recap what we did for the spooky day, and we countdown the top worst candy of 2023. A list of places women don't want to go on a first date has gone completely viral. How do you feel about child free zones on a plane? We chat about our celebrity hall pass, Matthew Perry passing away, Britney's new book and Jamie is back from his trip to Toronto, but where is his cake?!

    34 min
  • Tiki torch and a shot of crown!

    This week we chat about how our Thanksgivings went and did the pickles on the table make a return?! What's 1 thing you need when you're sick? This city was named the most friendly in the WORLD, and we're not buying it. Would you be more inclined to see an artist if they gave you free stuff or money?! We have another Florida edition of fake news, Beyoncé is turning people gay and what targeted ads have you been receiving lately?!

    29 min
  • Zoo parrots and the 4th member of Destiny's Child!

    And we're back! Victoria is back from her month long trip to Ontario and Jamie is fresh off his visit to Toronto. We catch up after the long break with tales from the trips. Would you rather sit next to a Karen or a baby on a plane? It's back to school season and we countdown the top things we miss from school. Do you have any issue making returns to the store? If you're a fan of Shrek, there's an Airbnb stay that would be perfect for you! And if you're looking to get free stuff on your birthday, Jamie has got a list for you!

    30 min

About Almost Prepared

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Take two friends, who live two VERY different lives, put them in front of a microphone and let the magic begin!! Jamie and Victoria chat about their relationships, friends, family and all the drama…

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