Alphabetizing Your Life

The U.S. government performed radiation testing on stolen dead baby parts, Dolphins will sexually assault you and your chances of dying in a vending machine-related accident may be higher than you think.

Scott and Joshua also dissect Dracula, dead baby project, Dasani, dolphins, dentures, deodorant, death, decaf, didgeridoo, Dollar Tree, dodo birds, Denmark, diets, diabetes, diarrhea and Dr. Scholl's.

There's a table for pregnant women that will spin until your baby pops out, Captain Crunch tried to jump rank and Cleopatra had a face worth forgetting.

Scott and Joshua also probe Christopher Columbus, chamber pots, cash registers, centrifugal birth, chickens, chapstick, crows, The Chubby Bunny Challenge, cotton candy, cranberries, centaurs, corn, clocks and cream soda.

Big Bird almost dies in outer space (literally), Betty Crocker's a crock of sh*t and your belly button is just your former mouth.

Scott and Joshua also dive into bidets, bridesmaids, Baby Ruth, blue whales, bless you, butter shots, book curses, boob sweat, breath, bees, bite-sized foods and birth.

Turns out there's a post office in Antarctica, acorns will kill you and Benjamin Franklin tried to shove six more letters into the alphabet.

Scott and Joshua also discuss little-known facts about aquafaba, aardvarks, Australia, apples, America, alligators, animal print, astrophysics, almonds, allowance, aargh, airplanes, aliens and arks (the Noah variety).