The guys bring in a super special guest and discuss the romanticism of postseason baseball, why Patrick so enjoy's trolling, Patrick's ability to make everything about himself, other things about Patrick and also Derrick was in the hospital or something.

What crimes does Patrick admit or not admit to?  How do monkeys pleasure themselves?  What do the guys think of equal pay in women's sports? And does Patrick ever just have a good day?

The biggest on air mental breakthrough of all time happens to Patrick after Derrick drops an observation about Patrick's life on him that anyone who's ever met Patrick will understand immediately.  They also discuss daily fantasy sports, Patrick's upcoming New Orleans trip and why a guy who pierced dicks got shot in a garage.  Guy stuff.

In today's episode Patrick discusses his recent religious experience, his stint in Scientology, Tyler Skaggs and Derrick is going to hit you with a Michael Jordan fact that will blow your mind.

Patrick has a run in with a knife wielding mad man and LAPD and Linda.  The guys also discusses Patrick's shortcomings in his manhood region, that his mother listens to this podcast and the Bears QB history.  Also Derrick has tonsillitis.  

Find out all about why Patrick keeps getting in fights at his kids birthday parties, where he was when he found out Kawaii signed with the Clippers and what the night before September 11th was like.  Also Derek is sick.

Patrick decides to make an all-time bad tattoo choice, pencil in Philadelphia Vs Lakers for next two finals and who should own the Hornets.

Patrick and Derrick spend way too much time talking about then Phoenix Suns while discussing the NBA Draft. 

Ep 2 of the "Alright settle down" featuring writer actor Patrick Scott Lewis and comic Derek Gordon.  Listen for their take on Anthony Davis trade, where JJ Redick belongs and who's paying for porn.