This episode is definitely not brought to you by the CIA.

Are NFTs the future of art and technology, just a stupid trend, or further proof that we are rapidly heading toward the apocolypse?  Plus, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda Donda Donda Donda Donda Donda.  You're listening to Alternative Jargon.

What does the future of television look like, plus what would happen if your dog talked to you? You're listening to Alternative Jargon, don't go anywhere.

Is Nike ruining MLB Jerseys? Do males follow astrology just like girls do? And, how do you start the first episode of a podcast?  Welcome to the first episode of Alternative Jargon.