The brief chapter in which I recount a brief incident of receiving a brief from a fellow traveler.

The chapter in which I explore the phenomenon of people remembering my face for some reason when I don't necessarily remember theirs. I detail one jarring incident when I had forgotten meeting a celebrity who nonetheless remembered meeting me. And he had the receipts.

The chapter in which I detail the surprising frequency with which I am assaulted by this question and the variety of people who are insisted upon as answers to this question. It's never flattering.

The chapter in which I detail the social hierarchy almost universally imposed upon lowly musicians at catering halls and the hoops that must be jumped through not to get yelled at by random people who aren't even your direct employers.

The episode in which I give thanks to my viewers and give an update about the status of the physical publication of the book, which is now finally available here: 

https://funkboynyc.wixsite.com/funkboy/am-i-famous-yet

The chapter in which I detail various phenomena that greet a weary traveler upon first walking in the door of a new establishment, which is something as musicians we do constantly, ranging from rare warm welcomes to odd and belligerent reprimands that usually have nothing to do with us.

The chapter in which I detail the shenanigans that are specific to Russian wedding gigs and how it is possible for a mother of the bride to lip-synch a selection from "Phantom of the Opera" completely without irony.

"Am I Famous Yet?" is now also available in BOOK form! 

https://funkboynyc.wixsite.com/funkboy/am-i-famous-yet

The chapter in which I detail the many kinds of private parties and the resulting shenanigans therein. A Funeral Directors' convention? You bet!

Also, my book is finally available! Get your copy here: 

https://funkboynyc.wixsite.com/funkboy/am-i-famous-yet

What do Santana, Keith Richards, Joan Jett, Chic, Wilson Pickett, Stanley Clarke, and Rod Stewart all have in common? The chapter in which I quantify my greatest misses.

The dirtiest and also the shortest chapter in the book.