Am I the BLEEP

Am I the BLEEP

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Am I the BLEEP episodes

  • AITA for wanting to go on a guys' trip as a gay man?

    It's another episode with these two chaotic Jonathans throwing coaching at you that'll make you put down the loud snacks you like to eat during your podcast time. If that doesn't apply to you, then maybe it's time to head back to the ol' opera house. Yup.


    Coaching Pearls: Shitting on meteorologists (Yup), Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Assholes Band (Yup), Breaking from the format (Yup), Entitled to not go to Applebee's/Hooters (Yup), Eclipse on the brain (Yup), Opera snack hacks (Yup)

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    43 min
  • AITA For telling my future SIL to “Go back to the trailer park you came from”?

    Some podcasts refine their product, giving you the crème de la crème of their content. Not us, though. We give you the whole cream, just like the podcasting farmers intended. That's why this episode has long posts and even longer coaching, extra creamy.



    Coaching Pearls: Pizza thesis, Korma's a bitch, Takeout messages, A perfect time to trade up, Ah! Real assholes.

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    43 min
  • AITA for refusing to pay for my step daughter’s tuition because she never liked me?
    Welcome to this nighttime episode of our show, where the Jonathans demonstrate why our bedtime remains well before 8 PM. If you want to fall asleep to this episode, you're welcome to try. It gets pretty raunchy throughout, though, so consider wearing earplugs.


    Coaching pearls: Jonathiccc, First-time agreements, Oompah loompah wedding photos, Yoda: The stepmom I wish I had, The blending of families/soup, Slumping for Stars, Break up with compassionless gelato makers, Just do it

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    42 min
  • AITA for winning money and only giving my bio child money?
    Sup normies! We're here to get you what you want and what you need and what you crave. Do we succeed? Listen to the full episode to find out. Unless what you need/want/crave is quiet time. In which case, turn the volume way down.

    Coaching Pearls: Swearing Spit-Take, Thick Soup Guy, After-Before, Fireplace Amnesia Exercise, Double-edged a-hole, Normies

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    43 min
  • AITA for not telling my boyfriend I won money 15 years ago?
    This episode is the one where we decided to just make our jobs easier by deciding if people are assholes from the title of their Reddit post. We then immediately learn why that does not work out....enjoy!

    Coaching pearls: First Takes, SIL Vacuums, Demetre Dates, Star Economy Moguls, Weed Snack Improprieties

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    46 min
  • AITA for not letting my niece be the flower girl at my wedding?
    Everybody is getting married this week. You, us, the posters on AITA, everyone. Does that mean we all have to go get marriage licenses? Do you have to make an appointment for that? Maybe we should all coordinate because we only get an hour for lunch.

    The Pearls:  Clean Screen Queen, Celebrating Love with a Mushroom Risotto, Consensual Bedroom Knocks, Wedding Guest Goofs

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    44 min
  • AITA for only inviting my “skinny” friends to do a horse back riding event?
    Both Jonathans braved sickness of the body and soul to get this coaching podcast to you this week. We really hope you like it, because all the medical professionals we bamboozled so we could record this episode are pretty peeved at us.

    Coaching Pearls: Poor Grammar Poetry Slam, Juicy Booty Problems, Adopting The Ring of Fire, Limits of Horse Biology, A Testicular Argument, Ice Cream Lottery Dreams

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    46 min
  • AITA for getting a car for my daughter for Christmas and not my stepdaughter?
    We're back-ack-ack-ack! Not like a heart attack, though, more like an old friend that shows up at your door with a nice ready-to-go meal and podcasting equipment.

    Coaching Pearls: Strong Warbler Energy, Dookie Howser, Breaking the third wall, Why do you want her dead!?, Death Trifle, 1731 was a mid-year.

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    49 min
  • AITA for refusing to switch seats with a kid on an 8hr flight?
    Being or not being the AH in a situation is a tricky
    L    ittle situation that takes the
    E    xpertise of the Jonathans to
    E    ncourage thought and adjudication to
    P    osit who is and who isn't the AH


    If this doesn't show up like an acrostic poem on your device, I will eat my hat.
    Also please give us 5 stars as a bare minimum rating. It's the only way.

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    33 min

About Am I the BLEEP

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Welcome to Am I the BLEEP!?! The show where your favourite Jonathans scour the internet for the greatest of AITA posts so that we can judge their authors on the legendary scale of a**holery.

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