It finally happened y’all! It felt like xmas, thanksgiving, and the indy 500 all rolled into one! Today I do a little recap of the “Times Teen Mom broke the internet” special which was gold in its own way…and then I delve DEEP into ROAD RAGE! Jenelle and Briana…actually..Roxanne really…are in a competition for best … Continue reading Teen Mom 2 Season 9: Episode 11 “Road Rage” →

Hi guys! This week, we have part two of the CREDIT CAHD episode! Babs threatens Jenelle with criminal CHAAAHGES, Chelsea confirms that she IS indeed a mean girl (But she is SOOOO over Adam you guys) Kail files for custody for the first of exactly one thousand times, and Leah and Corey want a Camo … Continue reading Teen Mom 2 Season 1: Episode 11 “One Step Back” →

Hello friends! Im back in the USA and ready to discuss Teen Mom!!! On this week’s episode, Chelsea dresses for bowling as if she is meeting the Queen, Kailyn and Leah wear tucker hats and resemble insects, I hate Javi the MOST, and Nathan and Babs go on a date! enjoy!!!!

Hello fellow Haters!!! What the hell is with this episode title? this should be called “The long kiss goodbye” or “Cole lives his true self through a school dance”. On this episode, Briana and her mother show us a side to their relationship that no one was ready for, Leah and Kailyn talk about doing … Continue reading Teen Mom 2 Episode 10: Forget about Dre →

Hello friends! on today’s episode, Javi and Briana FINALLY break up and somehow the world continues to spin, Brittany eats toxic waste soup in front of us and calls Briana a bagel, Kail is ALWAYS RIGHT and Im finally slightly annoyed by her, Jeremy knows nothing about color schemes, we find out that Cole’s favorite … Continue reading Teen Mom 2 Season 9: Episode 10 “Thirsty” →

Hello friends! Today Nick Kochanov is back to join us to discuss what is probably the most important moment of our entire friendship: When Jenelle steals Bab’s credit card!!! Also, Chelsea WILL NOT STOP TALKING about how over Adam she is. Leah and Corey have the two worst Bachelor/ette parties in history, and Jo and … Continue reading Teen Mom 2 Season 1: Episode 10 ” Two Steps Forward” (but really….this is THE CREDIT CAHHHD EPISODE) →

Well guys, We made it! No more David! It feels good, I gotta say! I thought this episode was SNOOZERS but low and behold, Im delirious enough to ramble on about it for over an hour! Get ready for some Kristen/Babs CONTENT! Enjoy!!!!

hello friends! This season continues to be terrible and boring but lets keep trudging along! Today, Leah and Jeremy pretend to be coy even though their past the age of COYness, Chelsea talks about ADAAAAMMMMM as Cole POSES on the carpet, Briana could care LESS about Javi, and Kailyn doesn’t like getting presents I guess. … Continue reading Teen Mom 2 Season 9: Episode 8 “Quicksand” →

Hello friends! Today we get down to some goooood nitty gritty!!!! Jo tells Kailyn she should be a cave dweller, Chelsea and Adam have a fun filled love fest at the Fair, Leah buys a wedding dress with Corey’s mom who could not BE more in shock about the whole situation, and Jenelle and Keifer … Continue reading Teen Mom 2 Season 1: Episode 9 “Slippery Slope” →

Here we gooooo! Nick Kochanov is back to help me recap this EPIC episode. Leah and Corey check out wedding spaces owned by Norman Bates, Adam teaches a lesson in gaslighting, Kailyn goes rock climbing with a goober, and Jenelle and Kiefer are BOTH HIGH!!!! enjoy!!!